Rocket Robin Hood (1966–1969)

Ed McNamara: Little John

Quotes 

• Rocket Robin Hood : Good fighting, Little John, but if I catch you off-guard, I'll make your head ring like a gong.

  Little John : Almost got you that time.

  Rocket Robin Hood : Right, no wonder Maid Marion is watching you so admiringly.

  Little John : She is?

  [Rocket Robin Hood bops Little John on his head with his electro-quarter staff] 

  Rocket Robin Hood : My mistake, she's laughing at you. Let that be a lesson to you, spaceman. Always be on your toes.

  [Little John lifts Rocket Robin Hood over his head] 

  Little John : Strange, you aren't on your toes, Robin.

  [Little John throws Rocket Robin Hood into a pond] 

  Rocket Robin Hood : I must remember to follow my own advice.

• Rocket Robin Hood : What happened?

  Maid Marion : He was hurting you, so I stopped him.

  Rocket Robin Hood : You stopped him? But how?

  Maid Marion : I gear-stripped him or whatever.

  Rocket Robin Hood : You stripped his gears... You stripped his gears? But how?

  Maid Marion : I just used my compact, my lipstick and my mirror. Now my make-up is a mess and I can't make myself look pretty for you because you won me in a contest and...

  Rocket Robin Hood : Maid Marion, you're wonderful.

  Maid Marion : I am?

  Rocket Robin Hood : Yes, you are. Never underestimate the power of a woman with make-up.

• Will Scarlet : I'd like to get my hands on the man who invented the wheel.

  Rocket Robin Hood : Why do you say that, Will?

  Will Scarlet : Because if it wasn't for him, we never would have gotten into this mess in the first place.

  [Rocket Robin Hood and Will Scarlet both burst out laughing]