The Faculty (1998) User Reviews

Breakfast Club meets The Thing

[JimmyG100 · 7/10 · 29 January 2008]

Is a rough way of putting it. And never mind those Scream rip-offs or all those other cheap alien/creature-feature films from the 90's. This is a teen horror movie that gives you everything you'd want from a teen movie and everything you'd want from a creature feature, all in one. But what else is to be expected when you got Robert Rodriguez behind the lens? Any other director and this film would be tossed aside as just a teen body snatcher movie. But Robert Rodriguez shows here that he has the style to make it more than that.

Now, I've read the script to this movie before I even saw it and I kept thinking to myself, there has to be another draft of this, no way this could really work and be taken seriously... or as serious as you can take a movie like this. Yet not only was I surprised to see how much of the original script Rodriguez kept in, but I was even more surprised to see how well things actually played out. Sometimes I really love being wrong.

This film delivers, just as much as any other Rodriguez picture that calls back to the good old days of the Grindhouse and makes us forget that those movies weren't even close to par with these "tribute" films that somehow manage to surpass the movies they're tributing. You get everything you want and leave wishing you could spend more time in high school... or at least at this high school.

This film, to me, is the second in Rodriguez's own unofficial Sci-fi Grindhouse trilogy. Starting with From Dusk Till Dawn and ending with Planet Terror. Want to treat yourself to some fun? Watch all three back to back to back. You won't be disappointed.

7/10

Sparkling '90s sci-fi/horror hybrid fun!

[Vomitron_G · 8/10 · 3 August 2011]

Robert Rodriguez's spirited sci-fi/horror hybrid is one for the books, even if solely for rekindling the 'alien invasion' genre during the '90s. Taken over by alien parasites, this time it's high school teachers who can't be trusted anymore with a small group of students – amongst them soon-to-be famous faces of Josh Hartnett and Elijah Wood – discovering the terrifying truth. Kevin Williamson splendidly has his way with stereotypical teenagers in a clever script stuffed with titillating genre references. All performances are outstanding - particularly Robert Patrick eats up every scene he's in - and the K.N.B. Effects Group delivers some of their best work, mixing CGI with traditional monster mayhem. Even with its plot-twists revealed after a first time viewing, this one's worth revisiting.

An excellent treatment of a familiar story

[london_eye · 8/10 · 27 April 2005]

Of course the story told by this film (aliens land in small Mid-West town and start taking over the humans) is very familiar but it is still a great story and this film tells it as well as any of the others (and better than most). There is a lot of humour, many very good action scenes, and some really nail-biting suspense. But what really makes this film special are the main characters: a delightful group of funny and interesting students, who have to cope with the trials of high-school life as well as the demands of defending the Earth against an insidious alien invasion.

If you know the other films of Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn) you will find another film which displays the same wit and assured lightness of touch that makes this director's work such a pleasure.

Great Stuff!

Invasion of the Breakfast Club Snatchers!!

[bob the moo · 9 September 2002]

Herrington High School in Ohio has the usual groups of disaffected youths – the jock, the goth, the geek, the prom-queen, the drop out etc. However they are not the only ones acting out of the ordinary – the teaching staff all seem to be acting out of the ordinary – drinking water, acting sinister. Geeky Casey has the idea that the staff have been infected, taken over by aliens using their bodies as hosts. Casey's theory spreads to a group of students who decide to take a stand.

Oh my God – an enjoyable and quite clever teen movie! Something must be wrong! The plot is basically a teen twist on The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but is filled with clever references and jokes related to sci-fi. This makes it stand out from other teen movies in that it cleverly plays with the usual stereotypes and makes them feel fresh. The group itself is close to the usual group that learns to get along and accept each other (a la Breakfast Club) – except here they get along through drugs and the battle against aliens!

The director is better known for his big OTT action stuff but here he does a good job with a slow build up and a real feeling of paranoia. Of course it's not as good as the actual Body Snatchers but it still has a real good feeling of fear and tension. The effects are good but Rodriguez uses them sparingly for the most part helping the mood of uncertainty and fear.

The cast are all good. The teens play the stereotypes well but they are outshone by the adults who all get to ham it up in sinister roles. Many of the adults are wasted in minor roles – Hayek for one is barely in it, and MacDonald deserves more than a few minutes. Patrick is very good considering that it could have easily been his T2 role again – running in that distinctive way etc, but he is suitably sinister. Janssen is also good – transforming from a shy flower into her usual vamp. Cameos from Usher, Summer Phoenix and a seemingly pointless role for Harry Knowles (he's been bought!) don't spoil this.

Overall as a sci-fi horror it's pretty good if not great – there are better films around. But as a teen movie it is head and shoulders above the rest of this rather sorry genre and has enough tension, drama and references to be very enjoyable.

Great take on the Body Snatchers story

[mjw2305 · 7/10 · 2 January 2007]

Fun and Interesting characters and cool visual effects are the key to this Sci-Fi Thriller, which is largely based on 'The Invasion of the Body Snatchers'

I won't introduce the characters here, as the movie introduces (Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Jordana Brewster and Elijah Wood's characters) really well as the students at Herrington High, they each have their own individual personalities that evolve as events in the film unfold.

The Faculty is littered with top names like Robert Patrick, Famke Janssen, Bebe Neuwirth and Salma Hayek who all begin to behave strangely, un-nerving the students.

A small pocket of students begin to believe in a conspiracy among the teachers and it's up to them to save the world from invasion.

Great performances from the cast (Josh Hartnett in particular), a fun script and a cleverly re-written story all conspire to make the Faculty a cracking 100 minutes of all out entertainment.

7/10

positive review with caveats

[mkultra · 7/10 · 26 December 1998]

It's a Robert Rodriguez film. It's a Kevin Williamson screenplay. You already know that it's in the same vein as'Bodysnatchers,' etc. Anybody who *doesn't* know this but saw and enjoyed the Scream flicks or the "I Know ..." movies is likely to enjoy this.

No, it doesn't really have the same underlying Red Scare theme of the original Bodysnatchers (or Arthur Miller's Crucible), although it *is* about what every modern high school movie seems to be about: how much their presumed roles imposed on teens makes their lives painful, and how great it is to unleash those strictures. Sure, it's not Bergman, but who really expects haute couture from a sci-fi horror flick? Oh, and any 'homophobia' attributed to the movie (as opposed to some of its high school student characters, just as occurs in real life) is questionable at best.

"The Faculty" is no more and no less than another entry in 'new geek cinema,' slightly more intelligent and self-referential than your standard SCI-FI Network fare. Appreciated on its own terms, or anything close to them, it's a lot of fun!

Better than I remember.

[Sleepin_Dragon · 7/10 · 3 October 2023]

A group of students suspect that their teachers have been overtaken by alien creatures, they have to overcome their differences, and unite if they're to save the school and humanity.

Imagine being in school, and daydreaming about invasion of The Body snatchers, that's what comes to mind when I think of The Faculty. I think this film has aged quite well, I think I prefer it now to when I originally saw it back in 1998.

It's bags of fun, it's over the top, it's camp, it's sexy, it's got more stereotypes than you could ever dream of, where else could you see a film where drugs save the world.

There are some genuinely good horror sequences, I've always enjoyed the opening, it's very creepy.

It's interesting to see how this film served as a vehicle for so many up and coming stars, it is quite literally loaded with talent, literally and physically, that 1990's era where only beautiful people went to school. The likes of Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Jordana Brewster and Josh Hartnett.

Robert Patrick is excellent as the coach, not long before he'd take join The X Files.

7.5/10.

Faculty is to Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, as Scream is to Halloween

[DisturbedPixie · 8/10 · 19 December 2008]

This is one of those films that you will love if you enjoy sci fi films. It is a satire of one of the best there is out there. Satires are only appreciated by a certain audience. If you didn't like "Heathers", "Scream" or "Shaun of the Dead", then don't bother watching this unless sci-fi comedies is your thing. This isn't just a comedy, it is shocking and has great twists and thrills along the ride. At times it is down right scary. Even sexy (nudity)! It is all around entertaining with some pretty good acting. My personal favorite is the couple that is always fighting, watch out for them! If you loved at least one of the FOUR film versions of "Invasion of The Body Snatchers" then you will truly enjoy the satire of this film, and how much it truly honors previous classics in the way that "Scream" did. Now some say this film is for Teenagers who don't know any better than to think this is a great sci-fi film, but the biggest fan of this film that I know is my 63 year old mother, and I am surely not a teenager anymore.

This film is a classic, and yes, it does feature teenagers as the main cast (not the actors.) But the adult characters make a great performance, and even Jon Stewart is pretty entertaining as the science teacher.

One film that you should stay for the cast credits just for Jon's appearance!

Very Much 1990s

[gavin6942 · 7/10 · 30 September 2015]

Students suspect that their teachers are aliens after bizarre occurrences.

This is very much a film of the 1990s, especially the second half. That same teen horror subgenre that "Scream" mastered and "Disturbing Behavior" did well. Get a mix of teen idols, add a soundtrack, and boom, you have a film. This is no exception, with some of the biggest names of the time on the screen (now, about fifteen years later, it is interesting to see who is big and who is forgotten).

As far as being a "body snatcher" movie, it is pretty good. It is obviously aware of its past, as it overtly makes reference. But it also tries to steer clear of being a copy. Some references to past films are over the top, such as naming a character Edward Furlong. Really? Although not one of Robert Rodriguez's best films, it is still a nice trip down nostalgia lane. And it is probably not his worst (it may be time to stop with the "Spy Kids" and "Machete" sequels).

Hilarious

[kjmiller-327-79840 · 4/10 · 16 December 2012]

Lets get this out of the way; the acting in this movie is terrible. The plot is absurd, and the dialog is ridiculous. This movie is really entertaining to watch, however.

I have no idea whether or not this movie is intentionally funny. I don't see it billed as a satire or a comedy, so I gave it 4 for being unintentionally (supposedly) funny.

Josh Hartnett's face literally can't show emotion. I've seen like 7 of his movies, and I'm convinced now of this. Prepare for that dead-eyed look on his face the entire movie YET AGAIN.

Elijah Wood is trying. But he just doesn't look his part. He looks like a dork but he doesn't play one that would rise to the occasion as much as his part calls for.

Jon Stewart's goatee. Shooter McGavin is in this movie. Hyde is in this movie. Salma Hayek and Jordana Brewster are crazy hot and bad in this movie.

If you're like me and enjoy well-known people in bad movies, this is your movie. If you want a competent horror or thriller movie, this is literally the worst choice you can make.

it was nice seeing Jordana Brewster in a earlier role

[slimshady5623 · 8/10 · 12 July 2012]

The Faculty is an amazing film. Well-directed by Robert Rodriguez, this film will keep the viewer riveted to the screen. With a good, edgy story line laced with humor and with solid performances given by the stellar cast, the film will hit its mark with those who enjoy well made sci-fi films. Starring Clea DuVall, Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster and Elijah Wood those actors make this movie both thrilling and hilarious. This movie brings together six kids from different high school cliques: Casey the geek, Stockly the goth, Delilah the cheerleader, Marybeth the new girl, Zeek the juvenile, and Stan the jock. The plot of the movie is Some aliens take over all the faculty from a school and then try to start taking over the students as well. The queen alien was very scary looking. This film may not be Oscar worthy but it's definitely entertaining, This movie could of used a sequel.

A film for teenagers...or morons

[chas77 · 1/10 · 15 January 1999]

Maybe if I was 17 instead of 33 I would enjoy this film...I kinda doubt it though. I remember liking movies like "Westworld" and "Alien" when I was a teen and compared to "The Faculty" those films were pure genius. And unlike "The Faculty" those films still stand up and will still stand up 20 years from now. Unlike another reviewer's comments, "The Faculty" doesn't have an original bone it's decayed body. This hideous hybrid of "Aliens" and "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" mixed with "Scream" (and even the more obscure "Class of 1999") is so dumbed down it makes something like Beverly Hills 90210 seem like high art in comparison. Rodriquez has made only two films worth seeing, the ultra low budget, "El Mariachi" and the made for HBO, "The Roadracers." Everything else he's done is a bloated mess... this film hits a new low.

Campy, ridiculous, but entertaining high school version of Body Snatchers

[mstomaso · 7/10 · 11 May 2005]

This film fuses elements of the Breakfast Club with Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Robert Rodrigues makes entertaining films, and does so consistently. The Faculty is no exception, though the formula is radically different from his standard approach. In place of large guns, spectacular stunt choreography and a silly soundtrack, Rodrigues made "The Faculty" with a classy ensemble cast and some awesome special effects. The script is also very good, featuring strong characterization and interesting dialog. All of these elements make The Faculty a very watchable film, and make up for the completely unoriginal and not very coherent plot.

The film begins as a paranoiac comedy about a typical high school where the students and faculty see each other as alien species. Ho hum. However, after about 20 minutes of set-up, the faculty really starts to become an alien species, as they are assimilated by water-loving parasites with very bad attitudes and a kind of group consciousness straight out of Invasion of The Body Snatchers and Star Trek's Borg. Six kids, very unlikely team-mates representing the archetypal teenage personalities of the postmodern world, team up to try to save the world, once they realize that the aliens can be driven off by, of all things, caffeine. Especially impressive are Elijah Wood, Piper Laurie, Robert Patrick, Josh Hartnett and Clea DuVall.

Like most of Rodrigues' films, The Faculty never loses its sense of humor, and pulls off its own absurdity with artful visualization and a tight, driving pace. Unlike many of Rodrigues' films, however, The Faculty is disposable - it's not really meant to be viewed more than once. See it if you're a Rodrigues fan, or somebody who enjoys the obscure but growing genre of horror-comedy.

Pretty entertaining

[TBJCSKCNRRQTreviews · 7/10 · 7 March 2004]

This is pretty much the typical slasher, with just one twist. It's also helped by the fact that there's other things going on than just a bunch of killings; there are conflicts between the characters from the very beginning, before the killing starts. This is pretty unique for a slasher, and it definitely helps the film become more interesting. The plot is interesting, well, more interesting than slasher plots usually are. The acting is pretty much all very good, the actors nearly all give top-notch performances. The special effects are good, and mostly pretty convincing. I've heard a lot of people complain that this movie is a ripoff of the Carpenter classic "The Thing". While that film is the better of the two, this is by no means a simple ripoff. The plot in this is not the same, there are just a few striking similarities. I would rather think of it as a reference, something to honor Carpenter's abilities - Rodriguez was inspired by Carpenter, after all. I would recommend this to pretty much anyone who enjoys slasher movies, sci-fi flicks, or crossovers of the two genres. It's very enjoyable; the only thing I hated was that they had casted Elijah "babyface" Wood in one of the leads... oh well. You can't always enjoy all aspects of a film. 7/10

good sci fi horror.

[deatman9 · 7/10 · 27 October 2012]

I remember first seeing this movie when I was young and I really liked it. I watched it again last night and nothing has changed. The idea is a fresh new twist on a common story and it has a great cast. Probably the best cast of any sci-fi horror that comes to mind.Its entertaining but not that scary.

This movie is about a group of students that attend high school. Everything goes along as normal until one day they start noticing their teachers acting very strange. After witnessing the teachers attack another teacher they reason the teachers have been taken over by aliens and the students are next.

This movie was actually pretty good even the monster that looked pretty cheesy didn't take anything away from this. Definitely a fun movie and entertaining watch.

Interesting.....

[Scottie-12 · 6/10 · 24 May 1999]

Finally after the appalling "I Know what you did Last Summer" franchise, writer Kevin Williamson comes back strong with this enjoyable slice of movie literate, sci-fi black comedy.

Cult director Robert Rodriguez skilfully mixes shocks with laughs in this pseudo-remake of "Body Snatcher" movies. If you are willing to sit back and disconnect your brain for two hours, you could naturally do a lot worse than this.

Recommended! 8/10

The Faculty Thing Snatcher

[kosmasp · 8/10 · 3 February 2021]

Why not take notes from Horror movie classics and bring them into a teenage world, with teenage angst and terror - aka school. And if you do that, why not have a cast that will be looked back to as stellar to say the least? I don't know how much luck one can have with the casting or how Robert Rodriguez essembled such a great group of people. Be it on the teacher side or on the pupils side of things.

This may have classic horror and science fiction elements to it, but it also is clearly a 90s movie too. This throws as many twists your way as you can handle. Not to mention enough jump scares to get a dead heart beating again ... and I'm saying this not in a bad way. Other movies have issues with those tropes, but they work with this one quite well. And it's the script on the one hand, the direction on the other ... and of course that cast. Have I mentioned the actors yet? Kidding aside, the effects may have aged badly in some respects, but they are still ok all things considering.

Pretty good with some problems

[SnoopyStyle · 7/10 · 19 October 2013]

Six disparate teens must prevent an alien species from taking over their high school and probably the world. Jordana Brewster is the bitchy queen bee Delilah Profitt. Clea DuVall is the weird loner Stokes Mitchell. Laura Harris is the newcomer Marybeth Hutchinson. Josh Hartnett is the genius drug dealing Zeke Tyler. Shawn Hatosy is the star quarterback Stan Rosado. Elijah Wood is the geeky Casey Connor.

Writer Kevin Williamson has written a knowing script of witty smart teens. Then director Robert Rodriguez adds his sense of action. Both of them have combine to create a smarter than average body snatching movie. Still I have a couple of problems.

First they show their hand too early. The first section with the teachers is just unnecessary. It'd be better to have the audience question if there was an actual problem. Also it'd be better to start with the kids since they're the lead characters.

Second the logic of the twist doesn't make sense. If the aliens can be wipe out by killing the queen, she should be much better protected. And the fact that we know neither Bebe Neuwirth nor Robert Patrick is the first alien. It makes those encounters less compelling because we know for sure they're not the queen.

There is still much good here. It has many memorable elements that Kevin Williamson and Robert Rodriguez have piece together. They've got good actors playing all the different teen types. It's a horror from people who've watched a lot of horror.

Stupid but enjoyable

[hitchs · 5/10 · 26 August 2000]

Almost everything about this movie is stupid - a school full of kids who brawl in the corridors like wild animals and become angelic students in class who sit up and listen attentively to even the most boring teachers, a cheap mixture of drugs that can soak up several hundred times its own weight in water, a high school Biology teacher whose knowledge about marine organisms would match that of a world specialist, etc, etc, etc. And yet it manages to be compulsively watchable. The direction is actually very good, and the acting is at least passable. Fortunately it didn't take itself too seriously (at least I hope it didn't). I was particularly impressed by the way it pointed out that The Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a take-off of The Puppet Masters, and then shamelessly proceeded to rip off both of them.

disturbing

[Vassago-2 · 1/10 · 6 January 1999]

I was disturbed by how teenage drug use was glorified in this movie. Teenagers using drugs to kill aliens and snorting chemicals (mix of caffeine pills and "household products") to prove they aren't converted yet. I am waiting for the news to tell us of kids dying from snorting diet pills and ajax from pen tubes. You don't think teenagers are that dumb? Remember the movie The Program? They are dumb. Something is wrong when a movie is made that censors bare breasts with shadows to protect our virgin eyes, yet promotes chemical drug use to teenagers.

Likable Though Totally Unoriginal

[Theo Robertson · 6/10 · 7 April 2014]

One of the problems of coming up with a story is coming up with an original story . In fact there's no such thing as an original story since long before my lifetime so the problem is trying to bring an unoriginal story to the table and developing in an entirely new way . What about a new spin on INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS ? How about setting it in an American high school and doing everything in a post modernist manner where the characters refer to all these alien infiltration movies ? If that isn't bad enough get Robert Rodriguez to direct it and you'll have a recipe for disaster

I'm happy to report that years after THE FACULTY was produced it's far from a disaster but it suffers from two slight problems that it can't overcome . First of all the story is too overly familiar to be entirely successful . The 1978 remake of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS really surpassed the original and the terrifying premise was developed to its full potential and isn't a film you'll forget in a hurray . Compared to that masterpiece anything else is going to be lacking in comparison . Secondly there was a whole slew of movies in the 1990s either written by or inspired by screenwriter Kevin Williamson like SCREAM where smart ass teenagers find themselves in the same situation as other cinematic teenagers have been and feel the need to reference this . This fad died out as quickly as it appeared which means there's a very dated quality in watching these type of films almost twenty years later

Not to be totally negative it is one of Rodriguez better films and he resists the temptation to bring stupid humour and unneeded gore to the movie . In fact the lack of gore makes it a strangely likable film in an era where horror films revolve around torture porn . The likability extends to the characters where even the rebellious drug dealing bad kid is a good kid at heart and seizes the opportunity to save the day . Compare this to the anti-heroes of ATTACK THE BLOCK who are total and absolute scum throughout the entire narrative and you notice the world of difference . . One thing Rodriguez could have done a bit better is bring a sense of crushing fear that seems to be missing here . That said as a sci-fi horror movie there's been a lot worse before or since this one

Seriously, what is going on with Josh Hartnett's hair?

[cricketbat · 7/10 · 13 October 2021]

While The Faculty was obviously made to be the "cooler" teen version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, it still has some fresh scares to offer. This horror movie feels pretty dated--and I'm not just talking about Josh Hartnett's hair, because I don't think that was ever in style--and it's obnoxiously vulgar, but it's got a solid premise and an impressive cast for the time. I had a fun time watching it.

An Above Average Teenage Alien Horror

[tabuno · 7/10 · 20 January 2019]

18 October 2008. There is an undercurrent of "The Breakfast Club" meets "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" in this edgy horror/sci fi monster thriller that incorporates teenage angst, particularly in the beginning half of the movie. The build is nice. There is even a decent attempt at emotional connectivity during the climax that is rarely accomplished. The movie seems to waiver on the dark humor aspects and isn't sure what direction to take the movie and probably missed an opportunity to incorporate the novelty of teenager comedy to balance off this movie or playing it real straight. Overall, this is horror movie with a good dose of relational insight along with a number of twists and turns that for the most part work. The movie, however, loses a bit of its hard edged freshness and descends somewhat into the traditional horror clichés towards the end without really crashing and instead ends with an acceptable ending. 7/10.

A nice mix of horror and sci-fi clichés in high school

[departed07 · 7/10 · 20 January 2008]

"The Faculty" is called "The Breakfast Club" meets "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" mixed with everything you've ever seen on screen from high school to science fiction. Something has infected a small community in Texas where a parasite out of the skies hits a high school with students and teachers becoming victims with only a group of outcasts doing something about the situation. Josh Hartnett (Black Hawk Down) plays the druggie/secret genius who has a major affection for nerdy teacher (Famke Janssen); Elijah Wood (The Lord of the Rings) is the geek who gets his groin crunched by the flagpole who thinks that his alien paranoia has come to life; Clea Duvall (no relation to Robert Duvall) is a student who has people questioning if she's a lesbian; Laura Harris is the new student taking interest in Josh Hartnett; Shawn Hatosy is a jock who wants to concentrate on academics while Jordana Brewster (The Fast and the Furious) is the "It" girl. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez while the screenplay is written by Kevin Williamson in which like Scream has big references to everything.

Overall, a cool flick.

FAST-PACED, SHREWDLY PRESSES ALL THE VIEWER'S BUTTONS: TAKES YOU ON QUITE A CINEMATIC RIDE!

[Tony-Kiss-Castillo · 6/10 · 21 December 2023]

AHHHHHH.... So many occurences as we move forward in LIFE! (Is there any OTHER DIRECTION we can go in???)

But BEFORE going in ANY Direction about FACULTY

..... FIRST: Let us FOCUS on the Title's Content and Context...

.. Don't you just hate those "friends" who belly laugh harder than anyone in the theater, and then, making conversation after the movie, you ask them, "Wow, you really enjoyed that, didn't you?" and they snap back, "What, are you nuts? That was the worst flick I've seen in years!"

Well, that's definitely NOT me. Despite priding myself on usually disliking a lot of the JUNK churned out by Hollywood, after seeing the FACULTY, and looking into the depths of my soul, I must admit, begrudgingly, it is a rather entertaining movie! Fast-paced, shrewdly pressing all the viewer's buttons, in the right order, it does exactly what its producers want it to: Take you on a cinematic ride! Still, I'd like to issue TWO Brief Warnings:

1) If You're a Salma Hayek FAN.....Don't Blink! (You just might miss her altogether!) T. O. S. T. = About 4 or 5 minutes! THAT´S IT!

2) DON'T See IT a Second Time! It's like driving a car with no air in your tires! Believe me, I've tried it...Just doesn't work! ...Certainly, the first time, though, you should have some good fun!

6******...ENJOY! / DISFRUUTELA! (Even if it's ONLY ONCE!)

Any comments, questions or observations, in English o en Español, are most welcome!