Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Jason Segel: Watermelon Guy
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Quotes
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Stoner Guy : Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?
Matt, Watermelon Guy : No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.
Stoner Guy : Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts.
Amanda Becket : So, he's sort of tall?
Stoner Guy : Kind of.
Amanda Becket : With... hair?
Stoner Guy : Yeah.
Amanda Becket : And he wears t-shirts sometimes?
Stoner Guy : Yeah.
Matt, Watermelon Guy : Yes.
Amanda Becket : That's it?
Matt, Watermelon Guy : Yes
Stoner Guy : Well... I mean, he's Preston. It's Preston. Ya know?
Matt, Watermelon Guy : I like that guy.
Stoner Guy : Pres-STONE!
[Amanda turns and walks off]
Stoner Guy : You know who else I like, who never got much play? Is Velma, from Scooby-Doo
Matt, Watermelon Guy : Rooby Rooby Roo!
Stoner Guy : She - right - she was also a cool - she was a hip, hip, lady.
Matt, Watermelon Guy : Hip Chick.
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Matt, Watermelon Guy : [holds up a watermelon] I filled this with seven bottles of vodka last year! This has been in my freezer since last September...
[everyone grabs at the watermelon and it drops on the floor, splattering into many pieces]
Matt, Watermelon Guy : Nooooooooo!