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4/10
French horror director takes a break
lastliberal10 August 2007
Jean Rollin (Caged Vampires, Queen of the Vampires, Zombie Lake) takes a break from the dead and directs an adventure of the living.

Two girls (Gilda Arancio & Joëlle Coeur) travel the countryside enjoying each others company and bodies and company of whomever they manage to hook up with.

They find a small-time mobster hiding in an abandoned house and have a night of fun before moving on. However, they manage to get caught up in some jewel theft and the mobster's bosses have him kidnap them thinking they stole the jewels.

This was just an excuse to begin torture and show some more breasts in this silly yarn that drags on and on until the real thief is uncovered.
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4/10
Tale of two girls, robbery and torture
dbborroughs30 March 2008
Two young girls travel the country side and spend some time in a secluded and seemingly unoccupied house. When some people show up they get mixed up with some torture and stolen jewels.

Odd film seems to be a porno film with the sex cut out. Reasonably well acted with a good looking cast this is an off beat little "thriller" that isn't really much of anything. its not bad, but it isn't really worth bothering with on its own (I got this part of a 20 film DVD set and as part of that the film was worth trying but had I picked it up on its own I would have been rather upset) 4 out of 10. If you don't spend any money on it
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4/10
"The Indecent Girls That We Are"
Coventry20 September 2008
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Okay, first and foremost, there's something very wrong with the US-title of this thing. High School?? Hitch-Hikers??? The two leading ladies are way too old to still be in high school and – even more importantly – they never at one point during the movie stick up their thumbs to fetch a ride with someone! The original French title literally translates (as you could probably guess) as "Impudent Young Girls" but I presume even that wasn't sleazy enough for the American Grindhouse circuit. That being said, onwards with the actual movie review even though there isn't that much to write. This really feels like an adult movie with the adult bits cut out. Only a porn flick is allowed to have such a flimsy plot because there's the hardcore footage to compensate for it. But, of course, if you leave out the sex you're stuck with a nonsensical wraparound story. And that's exactly what "High School Hitch-Hikers" is: a silly wraparound story with sleaze and a lot of nudity, but no actual fornication. Two traveling and gorgeous young girls, one blond and one brunette, break into a seemingly abandoned mansion to spend the night, unaware it's the hideout place of a jewelery thief and his loot. They meet, have sex and when the girls leave again the next morning the thief notices his stolen jewels are missing. He and his dim-witted accomplices abduct the girls and submit them to "torture". However, the brunette escapes and turns to a private detective for help. Admittedly the basic plot description doesn't even sound so bad, but the elaboration is truly too inept and hilariously moronic to put into words. Here's a brief listing of my personal favorite aspect that don't make the slightest bit of sense: the kidnappers' idea of torturing the girls exists of cutting off their hair and – if that doesn't work – kidnapper number one (who looks a lot like Tom Savini) caresses their bodies and tenderly makes love to them! Oh, the cruelty! The mansion supposedly lies in a remote area, yet when the brunette escapes she reaches civilization and even a private detective before the others even notice she's gone. The private detective talks like Inspector Clouseau (or at least in the dubbed version he does) and does literally nothing useful. His idea of solving the mystery is to wait in the mansion and have breakfast. During the shootout outside the mansion, none of the four participants get hurt even though they don't bother looking for cover. At one point, one of the accomplices just runs away and doesn't return. Yup, "High School Hitch-Hikers" is an astonishingly bad movie but at the same time quite entertaining from a Grindhouse-experience point of view. The gals are incredibly hot and have exquisite bodies, the typical porn-flick soundtrack is catchy and all the stupidity is oddly relaxing to watch. Personally, I've never been a fan of Jean Rollin's acclaimed and supposedly cult-tastic lesbian vampire flicks, like "Lips of Blood", "The Living Dead Girl" or "Shiver of the Vampire". I prefer this movie because it's playful and unpretentious, whereas his usual movies are melancholic and wannabe artistic. At least films like "High School Hitch-Hikers" and the infamous "Zombie Lake" establish what Jean Rollin really is: a smutty Euro-trash director and NOT a visionary and gifted filmmaker.
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Lesser Rollin's film, but not a TOTAL waste of time
lazarillo17 August 2007
This movie recently showed up on the DVD collection "The Grindhouse Experience" (as if I haven't bought enough Jean Rollin's movies on purpose) under the unlikely title of "High School Hitchhikers" because apparently the original English title "Schoolgirl Hitchhikers" sounds too perverse or politically incorrect by today's standards (don't worry though--the lead actresses look mature enough that this could have easily been called "Post-Doctoral Hitchhikers"). Actually though it would probably have been more accurate to use directly translated the French title "Impudent Young Girls"--I don't know if the protagonists are all that "impudent" but at no point are they ever seen hitch-hiking.

The "plot" (people familiar with Jean Rollin's body of work should be rolling around on the floor laughing right now) involves two female drifters who go into a strange château for no apparent reason. After some typical girl-on-girl action they run into some criminals on the lam who. . . well, that's pretty much it. It is similar to a lot of better Rollin's movies like "Requiem for a Vampire" with the gratuitous lesbianism and silly and unconvincing bondage and torture scenes, but it lacks the bizarre surrealism or more "fantastique" elements that mark the director's more interesting work. This is just a knock-off softcore sex flick along the lines of "Bacchanales Sexuales" but with shorter sex scenes (which may or may not be a plus depending on your motives for watching it).

The best thing about this movie is that the two lead actresses are very appealing (at least, if you're not some drooling pervert drawn in by the lurid title). Joelle Couer had a short but memorable career in early 70's French sexploitation film, including Rollin's own (much better) film "The Demoniacs", but she refused to make the leap to hardcore and was supplanted by much less attractive actresses like Claudine Beccaire. The other, more obscure lead looks like a 1970's French version of Mena Suvari. She is wearing a plaid skirt at the beginning of the film (though not for long!), which might partially explain the misleading title. I guess this movie isn't a TOTAL waste of time but just about.
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5/10
typical Jean Rollin
trashgang10 January 2012
I hunt down horror but I also dig exploitation and grindhouse or drive-in flicks. By doing that you are immediately linked to the French director Jean Rollin. Jean's flicks are best known for two things, they are really bad and secondly they contain a lot of nudity. And this here is no exception. The strange thing about this flick is that Jean directed it under his porn name Michel Gentil. Why he did this with this flick is for me a strange thing because it doesn't contain explicit sex. His best known porn was Phantasmes (Once Upon A Virgin (1975)). Even the Castel twins, which he used a lot, were indulged and even they performed oral sex with one guy.

But Jeunes Filles Impudiques was the first flick were Jean used his pseudonym. It was also the first flick were he worked together with Joelle Coeur, an actress that delivered Jean's best flicks. But this flick, as bad as it was also became a cult hit in the US as Schoolgirl Hitchhikers. It even stated Sex kittens who stop at nothing.

But it is really a typical Rollin's flick. The script doesn't make any sense, but what do make sense is that again, he used a lot of nudity. You are just 10 minutes into the flick before you will have bushy vagina's. But never you will see some explicit scene's or even some pussies. So even as he used his pseudonym it isn't a porn flick.

What it do have is as I said a script were nothing is explained and were we see stupid things like being captured just by sitting in a chair, when the hitchhikers go to another part the victims staid in their seats, not even tied up. Or when the two girls attend to stay at an abandoned house when suddenly a stranger enters one of the girls immediately makes love to him but afterwards he asks, who are you and what are you doing here!

The reel itself is full of scratches and the inserts of close-ups were shot with another color temperature. I may even say that it is so bad that, yes you can guess it, it even becomes good. It is up to now available everywhere as an ode to Jean Rollin who died in 2010 but I guess it will disappear soon as an OOP.

And for the horror fans, yes, they do torture one of the girls with a whip and they do use a pincer to crush some nipples but it's so badly done and don't think that the erotic scene's will give you a warm feeling, the girls exaggerate with every touch of their body, but at the end of the day, it's Jean Rollin, do I need to say more?

Gore 0/5 Nudity 3,5/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5
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3/10
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers ( originally released as Jeunes filles impudiques)
Milk_Tray_Guy10 April 2022
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A Jean Rollin flick that actually isn't about lesbian vampires. It's about lesbian schoolgirls. Kudos to Rollin for plunging out of his comfort zone.

Monica and Jackie camp near an abandoned mansion. However, it's being used as a hideout by a gang of jewel thieves - led by the ruthless Beatrice. The gang's stolen necklace goes missing, and they suspect first the two girls, and then each other of having taken it.

Characters;

Monica and Jackie ~ two hot schoolgirls (clearly in their 20s); Fred ~ gang member, complete with '70s pornstar' moustache; Beatrice ~ hot gang leader; Guy who's never named ~ Beatrice's personal henchman; Harry ~ police detective; Girl who's never named ~ Harry's hot secretary (more about her later)

Just a few stupid things;

At the start the two girls have sex, proclaiming their devotion only to each other. Then Fred arrives... The sheer manliness of his moustache clearly 'turns' the girls - because they both have sex with him (?)

Jackie is tortured, Monica escapes, and finding a police station speaks to detective Harry - and his secretary. The secretary... We know she's his secretary. He calls her his secretary. She even obligingly produces pad and pencil and takes notes as Monica tells her story. So, why when Harry accompanies Monica back to the mansion does she tag along? Why, when they encounter the gang, does she produce a gun and start shooting?? And why is she dressed as a freaking cheerleader???

During the shootout (nearly a minute, and no-one gets hit!) henchman-without-a-name decides to indulge in prolonged scratching of the side of his head - with the barrel of his loaded revolver! I was just waiting for the bang!

Beatrice orders Fred to torture Monica, which he does - by having sex with her! Causing her to wistfully utter the line, "I wish all torture was like this"!

This film is so bad there's only one thing I can in all conscience do... Recommend it!
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4/10
A French Film Worse than the Brit. Flicks!
nigel_hawkes14 October 2021
I caught this on the UK free-to-view London Live Channel-I assume it cost them just a few Euros to purchase.

It wasn't till I read the reviews here that I realised that the director is Rollin; they've just finished a season of his vampire flicks so presumably this was in the package.

What a load of crap! Us Brits like to denigrate the 1970s run of awful Brit. Soft core movies that blushingly concentrated more on "comedy" than eroticism. We always rather admired the French for a certain stylishness, and-almost always-their soft core entries during that era were pretty damn erotic even if the acting was only so-so and, of course, the dubbing (in ghastly American) was laughable.

But hey-with this movie-us Brits can hold up our heads again. This is just about the worst French entry in that genre that I've ever seen.

Others here have detailed all the horrors (no pun intended) so all I'll add is that I quite liked the brunette (in all her glory); her blonde pal didn't appeal, but..one man's meat is another's poison!

Avoid, unless you enjoy a masochistic laugh...
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3/10
Bad movie, beautiful natural girls...
jbgeorges5 August 2020
Erotic European movies of the 1970s are not particularly known to be masterpieces. But still... This one is really bad! the "script" sucks, the actors and "dialogues" are painful, even the music is horrible The only valid reason to watch this film is the beauty of its actresses, needless to say 100% natural bodies, quite refreshing nowadays! I therefore suggest that you turn off the sound if you watch this crap and skip all the scenes that are not nudity scenes ...
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5/10
FRENCH SOFTCORE
nogodnomasters6 May 2019
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The film also goes by the title "High School Hitch Hikers" which makes as much sense as the girls are neither in school, nor are they hitch hiking. They are two young girls who are traveling. They come across what they believe is an unoccupied house, so they (Gilda Arancio, Joëlle Coeur) enter and turn down the bed. A man shows up and they show him a good time. When the lady of the house shows up, she discovers the diamonds are missing from the safe. The girls are hunted down and can only be questioned and tortured without clothes....I think you get the idea.

Not a very well made film. Plot holes. But the girls are pretty.

Nudity (Gilda Arancio of "Zombie Lake", Joëlle Coeur of "Seven Women for Satan" , Reine Thirion of "My Body Burns")
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6/10
Beautiful girls, inept thieves and even more inept "heroes"
doc_hartman20 February 2008
It had been a bad Monday when I popped this one in to the 'ol DVD player. I just wanted to wind down and be entertained and this film delivered. Grindhouse veteran Jean-Jacques Renon was the cinematographer for this film (credited as Oscar Lapin) and gave the film the only hint of class it has. Honestly, great camera work and lighting here with some gutsy angles.

On to the film. We open with two Eurobabes walking through the French countryside when they come upon a stone wall. For reasons unknown to me, the director (Jean Rollin) decides we must watch every excruciating second of the girls' navigation of this wall but I digress. On the other side of the wall is a French Baroque manor that, in spite of its dilapidated looks outside, is surprisingly tidy inside. After a quick tryst, Joëlle Coeur (the characters names aren't mentioned I think) needs a ciggy and discovers a slimy Euroguy with a pornstache and a gun staying in one of the downstairs rooms. Not put off by either the stache or the gun, Joëlle dances in the sheets and when her friend discovers the two, she joins in! The next morning a "plot" ensues and we find out guys with mustaches and guns aren't always worth a roll in the hay. Somehow, this idiot and two other idiots managed to burgle some jewels, I assume from some more idiotic idiot. Those jewels wind up missing and the thieves assume it was our Eurobabes what done it. After some torture and some more torture we are introduced to a French PI and his Eurogirl (I believe she is actually wearing a cheerleading outfit) assistant. From here on the plot has more lead changes than a girls basketball game with the good guys getting the drop on the bad guys only to lose it again.

The film is mindless trash but an entertaining 70 minutes none the less. If your looking for polished soft-core, go elsewhere, but if you just want to vedge at the end of the day with a cold one, this is a good film to use.
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5/10
It's not great or special, but there are worse ways to spend one's time.
I_Ailurophile20 June 2023
I guess it shouldn't be surprising that French schlock maestro Jean Rollin also made adult movies for a period in his career; it seems like many filmmakers of his ilk did at one point or another. This is so flimsy and kitschy from the very start, in every way, that it would seem to fit right in among such features, an impression that's affirmed by an early sex scene and gratuitous nudity, and more to follow later on. Would I have chosen to watch 'Jeunes filles impudiques,' also known as 'Schoolgirl hitchhikers,' if I knew its real nature? Probably not; to each their own, of course, but I just have no interest in such fare, and there are countless other things I'd have watched instead. Was I in the right mindset to watch anything more involved at the time that I sat to watch this? Also probably not, and perhaps that leads to the best suggestion I have for anyone who stumbles onto this 1973 picture: it's ideal to watch at a time when you want to turn off your brain, because it's simple-minded enough that one will wish to turn off their brain anyway; moreover, it will automatically and subconsciously turn off while watching regardless of one's wishes. Not that I'm well-versed in adult videos but I'm inclined to think that even if one is seeking this out for such titillation, it's so meager that I've a hard time imagining one can walk away satisfied. This definitely falls on the spectrum of like titles that are so cheesy they're pretty much a self-parody, and it's entertaining in the same way that any conglomeration of light and sound is - a baseline distraction from whatever else our day has had in store for us. Take that as you will.

But the thing is, there's not nearly as much sex or nudity here as one would be inclined to believe based on how quickly and casually it's inserted into early scenes. It just sort of "is." I don't think this is "bad" per se; I don't know if it can meaningfully be described in terms of "good" or "bad." What it is, to a certainty, is very low-budget, and low-grade; light, frivolous, unbothered, and lackadaisically paced (as if pacing even matters for something like this). I guess the sets are nice. Joëlle Coeur and Gilda Arancio are lovely, sure; sometimes they and their co-stars even act a little bit. The story is pointedly modest, but it is serviceable, and between Rollin's direction and the writing, this actually offers laughs at a couple points; I think they were intentional, particularly indicated by Pierre Raph's jaunty music, though I'm not sure. One can see how this could have reasonably been shaped into an earnest crime drama or comedy, sans skin flick ideations, had Rollin been so inclined. As it is, 'Jeunes filles impudiques' mostly just kind of languishes in a liminal space that struggles to especially bear fruit on any level. It's not rotten - just very, very thin. It's mild, curious, raises a quizzical eyebrow, and has a hard time passing muster whether one wants sex and nudity, action, comedy, crime, drama, or much of anything at all. Even at that I'm sorry to say that I've seen far worse; this is soft by any standard, but it's nowhere near the bottom of the barrel. It's passably and very passively enjoyable, provided a passing diversion is all that one wants from a film. Only, unless one is a super diehard fan of Rollin or someone else involved, what reason does one have to watch in the first place?

Take it or leave it. Even as the plot rather pointlessly wobbles back and forth, and resolves weakly, you could do worse. For being barely over one hour, 'Jeunes filles impudiques' more or less serves its purpose. Maybe that's all it needs to be.
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8/10
An enjoyably quick'n'painless piece of French soft-core crime thriller fluff
Woodyanders21 August 2008
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Assertive Monica (slim brunette fox Joelle Coeur) and her more passive gal pal Jackie (zaftig blonde looker Gilda Arancio) are a couple of nubile and attractive young drifters who stumble across a big and beautiful abandoned house in the middle of nowhere. The girls decide to crash for the night at this swanky abode. Things turn sour when the ladies run afoul of a trio of nasty no-count jewelry thieves lead by wicked, sadistic, yet alluring ice queen villainess Bea (smoldering raven-haired dish Marie Helene Regne). Prolific French horror director Jean Rollin relates the flimsy meandering story at a leaden pace, but thankfully crams more than enough tasty distaff nudity and sizzling soft-core sex to ensure that this flick remains luridly entertaining throughout. Moreover, we've got the inevitable obligatory steamy lesbian encounter, an ineptly staged shoot-out set to groovy early 70's prog-rock music, a decent catfight, and some mild moments of torture and degradation. Pierre Raph's alternately jaunty and jazzy score, the pretty rural countryside scenery, Jean-Jacques Renon's plain, unpolished cinematography, and the laughably atrocious dubbing all further enhance this trashy potboiler's considerable scroungy charm. Plus the short'n'sweet 67 minute running time ensures that this tawdry romp certainly never outstays its welcome. A nifty serving of diverting Eurosleaze.
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6/10
Amusing, inconsequential
Zbigniew_Krycsiwiki27 February 2011
Not that it matters, but the "plot" is about two "schoolgirls/ high school" girls (who look like they're in their early 20s) out hiking in the woods and stumble onto a once lavishly furnished but now seemingly abandoned house and make themselves at home. Their little night of lesbian fun is interrupted by a balding, stick-skinny guy who, after they have a three-way with him, turns out to be involved with jewel smugglers. The two girls are then suspected of taking their loot, and are then (mildly) tortured to get them back. There's also a voice-over narrative, as though the lead girl was recounting the story to the audience at a later time, but, why?

Let's be honest here: nobody is going to watch a movie with a title like "High School Hitchikers/ Schoolgirl Hitchhikers/ Jeunes filles impudiques (Impudic Young Girls)" because of its plot, acting, photography, or elaborate effects. People are going to watch this film to see a bit of nudity, and maybe have a few laughs at the film's expense. On that level, the film works fairly well. The girls are cute and nude often enough, and none of the violence is overpowering, so it never goes off into torture-flick territory. A few laughs can be had with this one, if watched in the right frame of mind.
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6/10
Short, and I'm Grateful for That
gavin694210 December 2010
Two hiking girls, apparently teenagers based on the film's title (though we never see them "hitchhike"), reach a wall in the woods. What mystery lurks on the other side? A mansion, abandoned and waiting for a client? Hmmmm...

Directed by Jean Rollin, who is known for this stuff.

The tone is set from the opening credit cards, which each show two women engaged in some sort of lesbian act... after a dozen or so of those pictures, you might be surprised if the picture was completely clean and family friendly. And do not worry, ten minutes in the girls are undressing each other.

Yes, this film has close-ups on nipple-licking, among other things. It is really only one step about soft-core pornography. Not long after a lesbian scene, a thief named Fred (who looks like a French Tom Savini) shows up and the girls have their way with him.

The plot does develop when the girls are accused of stealing something valuable from Fred and his associates. But by then the film is half over. And it devolves into stripping and torturing...

In the end, what is the point of this film? No idea. My guess is the director and writer conjured up a story that involved girls being naughty and tried to find two girls who would meet their demands. Successfully doing that, they filmed it. It has really no artistic merit whatsoever.
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Different Film for Rollin
Michael_Elliott27 February 2008
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (1973)

** (out of 4)

Jean Rollin directs this crime film with a touch of lesbians and sex. Two young girls hitchhiking through the country stop at a house, which they think is empty. Later that night, after some hot lesbian sex, they discover three people are also at the house and they turn out to be thieves missing some stolen jewelry and naturally they think the girls have stolen it. This isn't that bad of a film, although the English dubbing really doesn't do it any justice and the actual budget looks less than a McDonald's value meal. The two female leads are both very attractive so watching them nude half the running time doesn't hurt matters either.
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9/10
Enjoyed as a B-Movie bit of vintage saucy smut, it's pretty flawless!
Weirdling_Wolf12 October 2021
Uncommonly handsome couple Monika (Joëlle Coeur) and Jackie (Gilda Arancio) make for two expressly delectable nubiles who are currently trekking across the no less breathtaking French countryside, exhausted after their long walk, they happily discover a rather grand-looking, somewhat isolated country house, seemingly empty, Monika and Jackie gleefully Goldilocks their way inside soon finding a bed to begin their fulsome frolics! Colourfully, and with pleasing alacrity, director Jean Rollin dispenses with the tawdry business of exposition, zestfully replacing plot with a sublimely sensuous scene of sinfully supple sapphic congress, wherein our two picture perky, perfectly pale-skinned, long wondering waifs slink sensually into one another's slender arms. A little time after their amorously explicit interlude has concluded, the still needful Monika restlessly goes to the porch for a soothing smoke, only to somewhat less than anxiously discover that they are no longer quite alone, since they have inadvertently sheltered in small-time hood Fred's (Willy Braque) secluded hideaway, and after the majestically moustachioed Fred, Monika and Jackie proceed to ménage a trois with laudable energy, Jean Rollin turns up the grindhouse heat with additional lashings of gratuitous gun-play, titillating bouts of torture, exceedingly phat-sounding drum breaks, and the forceful introduction of a tooled-up private dick, 'Schoolgirl Hitchhikers' is a luridly episodic delight, while, perhaps, one of the more, shall we say, roughly hewn gems in maestro Jean Rollin's mercurial, multi-faced genre oeuvre, enjoyed as a B-Movie bit of vintage saucy smut, it's pretty flawless! (And rabid Rollin fans will certainly enjoy the great man's Red-turtle-necked cameo at the very end!)
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7/10
Total Deconstruction Of The Genre
paul-day-clone2 June 2016
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I enjoyed this movie so much! At first, it looked like just another Rollin flesh fest (not that that's a bad thing) but there's really no such thing.

It starts off with overly dramatic narration from the lead woman and continues its aggressively comic-book style up until the end. The whole thing is a smart, sexy goof on film noir. I'm slightly surprised Rollin even bothered to give the characters names since they're only meant to be archetypes.

The two girlfriends go off on a camping trip and stumble across what they think is an empty villa. So they break in and have hot, but bizarre sex involving a racking orgasm from nuzzling a hip bone. Seriously. This does contain some borderline hardcore shots but that's not Rollin's focus. He shows you how ridiculous this fantasy is. The proof? At the end of the sex scene, the camera sits outside the door. Monica rises, looking at the audience and, since the show's over, shuts the door on us.

"Drugged by love" (I think that's what the script said), Jackie falls asleep and Monica realizes that someone else is in the house. Since it's a comic book, she sees Fred, a thug, and they have sex without much talk about it. Fred never once takes off his pants. Seriously! It's hilarious! It's not an oversight or bad filmmaking. It's on purpose. For all the gratuitous amounts of female nudity, we don't get even a glimpse of men's underwear.

Jackie wakes up and finds her girlfriend having sex and...well...what they hay...it's France: let's have a manage a trois! w00t! Morning comes. The girls take off...to set up their tent and (it's implied) have more sex somewhere else. This is like Bunuel meets Goddard. It's aggressively and purposefully nonsensical.

Finally, about a third of the way in, we get to the plot which concerns stolen jewels. Even this isn't really clear. Fred got the jewels for Béatrice who show up to retrieve them. But they're not there. Fred finds the girls and brings them back. Jackie gets convincingly caned. Monic gets away and...runs to a private eye. Not to the cops. How does she get there? Run? Hitch? A bus? It doesn't matter. This movie is all about getting to a pre-determined plot point and the hell with details. This is about deconstruction bordering on satire.

Will the detective help Monica? Sure! Why not? Let's go! Off they go to the villa to find Jackie. The detective, like Scooby Doo, works pro bono, I guess, since payment never gets brought up. Naturally, they don't find her...specifically because 1) they only search half the house and not the half the bad guys are in and 2) you cannot figure out the layout of the house. It's like the tents in the Harry Potter books - the space just kind of shows up as needed.

The good guys find the bad guys. Battle ensues - Monica v. Béatrice mano a mona and the detective and his helper with guns. The ensuing slapstick rivals Mack Sennet. Continuity gets thrown right out the window with some amazing editing. People seem to teleport from place to place moved only via editing. .

I won't spoil the ending because I shouldn't

If you're a Rollin fan then you know what to expect. If you don't, you still might not get it but you WILL get a lot of nudity and that will make up for not understanding the mechanics of it.
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6/10
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers
BandSAboutMovies9 January 2023
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So yeah, that title sounds like this is going to be totally a sexploitation movie - and it totally is - but Jean Rollin directed it so that means there are going to be times where things move so slow that you're sure you just drank a whole bottle of 70s cough syrup from back when that stuff was really a drug and you had to drink NyQuil in bed because it would knock you to the floor otherwise and it's the only movie I know that has a torture gazebo with stained glass windows.

So much of the popularity of Rollin's movies was the sex scenes, so he became Michel Gentil and started making sexy films but couldn't forget the horror or the weirdness. Monica (Joëlle Coeur, who made twenty movies in four years, many with Rollin, then retired because she had no problem with going nude or doing sex scenes but hated hardcore; I imagine she is very much into Tales of Ribaldry) and Jackie (Gilda Arancio) wander the woods and come upon an abandoned house and before you can say José Ramón Larraz they're in trouble.

Before that trouble, they make love, then Monica makes love with a man who just wanders in (Pierre Julien), then there's a threeway when Jackie comes back, then they run afoul of that man's partner Beatrice (Marie Hélène Règne) who is sure they stole the treasure that they were there to steal in the first place. A private detective and his assistant show up and fumble about while Beatrice whips the girls like she's a French Olga before the day is saved and our lovely ladies hold hands and skip into the woods all innocent but we just watched them endure a lot over the running time of this film.

Oh yeah - that's totally Rollin as the owner of the house.
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7/10
Tame stuff in comparison to Rollins later movies
jordondave-2808516 June 2023
(1973) Schoolgirl Hitchhikers/ Jeunes filles impudiques (In French with English subtitles) THRILLER

Directed by Jean Rollin of exploitation movies, it has two school girls of Monica (Joëlle Coeur) as she is also kind of a narrator and Jackie (Gilda Arancio) stumbling onto an abandon villa, and decide to take the opportunity by taking one of the bedrooms and do their thing as it appears they are lesbians. But as soon as a hoodlum, named Fred (Willy Braque) who has a scar on his face shows up and resides down below, while they were in the bedroom, Monica decides to come down and seduce him before Jackie comes down to join them. At this point, it reads like a porn movie, but it's not- at least not from the version I saw, anyway, for there is a lot of touchy feely rubbing and kissing. And although, there are some full frontal female shots, that's all it is. And by the time the two high school girls leave the abandoned villa, as Fred sees no threat about them leaving. By the time, Fred's boss, Beatrice (Marie Hélène Règne) shows up and find that the jewels are missing from a locked safe, both Fred and Beatrice along with a third goon suspect that the two school girls may have taken them even though they were residing at a camp.

There's a little twist and subtle revelation toward the end, which this simplistic backdrop was to show case a little T and A, and soft love making. Take my word for it, this is very tame stuff considering what one can see these days.
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7/10
"How does it feel, how does it feel?,To be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a Rollin stone. "
morrison-dylan-fan27 May 2020
Warning: Spoilers
In the mood to view a "new" title by auteur film maker Jean Rollin recently,I decided to check the works by him waiting to be played. Aware of his Horror and Adult flicks, I was surprised to spot a Comedy movie, leading to me Rollin to a hitch-hiker.

View on the film:

Made under a alias, directing auteur Jean Rollin (who has a funny cameo) reunites with his regular cinematographer of this period Jean-Jacques Renon and shows his hand from the moment Monica walks down a staircase in a manor house wearing a nightgown.

Hitching a ride in the middle of his Horror run, Rollin continues to stylishly expand on his major recurring motifs, hitching Monica and her friend/ partner Jackie to a isolated manor house,frozen in wide-shots panning across the stilted surrounding woodland, landing on chic, shot through colourful panel lighting frolics of the duo and thieves.

Wisely not going for extreme close-ups on the raunchy thrills, Rollin keeps his unique mood flowing with soft-lit close-ups on the faces of the kinky duo. Rollin also displays an unexpected charm for a Comedy farce, gleefully mocking shoot-outs in Crime flicks with a extended fight between investigators and thieves.

Acting regularly in Rollin's films, the screenplay (this site lists her as "Script") by Natalie Perrey is dented by clear jumps/scenes being cut, (presumable for those being moments where Adult inserts were to to be placed) but overcomes those problem with a playful Grindhouse take on Rollin's themes, with the jewel robbery gang finding their plans interrupted by the hypnotic Monica (played by a sultry Joelle Coeur) and Gilda Arancio (played by a eager Gilda Arancio) going for a hitch-hike.
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6/10
A Gentil skin-flick.
parry_na30 October 2020
Jean Rollin, my favourite director, was responsible for many dark fairytale, horror fantasies between 1968 and 2010, all of them very personal and not necessarily commercially successful. To subsidise his work, he also made a range of porn films, often starring cast members from his repertoire company.

Having loved every one of his 'legitimate' projects, it would be narrow-minded not to view his other available offerings - 'The Seduction of Amy' and this. Joëlle Coeur, the memorably perverse Tina from The Demoniacs, plays Monica, and Willie Braque, the moustached actor from a number of Rollin's films, plays underwhelming stud Fred. Ice blond Gilda Stark plays Jackie; the enigmatic Marie Hélène Règne plays Patrice, while pig-tailed Reine Thirion plays the nameless dark horse secretary.

While the many soft-core sex scenes are played with gusto, especially by Coeur, the story is just a means of allowing the cast to disrobe for lengthy periods of time. Let's not worry about that too much.

Titillation is what we're watching of course, but there's no doubt that Rollin's trademark 'look' is often present - his talent for making his well chosen locations look stark and slightly unreal is here. The décor, the skeleton trees; the contrast between drab yet warm interiors and their open fires, to the stark cold of outside is effectively used. The backpacking girls - not really hitchhikers and certainly not schoolgirls - display all of Rollin's engaging mixture of naivety and sensuality (and certainly don't deserve the indignities heaped upon them), and the whole thing, although clearly using very small budget, looks atmospheric and is packed with visual detail.

Without anything vaguely supernatural or 'fantastique' to sustain it, 'Schoolgirl Hitchhikers' is a little dull, with only the performances, which are surprisingly good for this type of caper, and Rollin's signature directorial style, to recommend it. Enjoyable for what it is, and not as exploitative or sleazy as its title would suggest, it would be churlish not to give it less than 6 out of 10.
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