Samurai Pizza Cats (1990–1991)

Rick Jones: Bad Bird

Quotes 

• Speedy Cerviche : You think you can just walk away from all this? You think I'm gonna let you go just because our spineless criminal justice system allows crooks to walk the streets, while innocent people live in fear? Ooh-who, that really ticks me off!

• Speedy Cerviche : Acthooo!

  [sneezes] 

  Francine : Hey! Be careful not to sneeze on the pizzas!

  Guido Anchovis : Yeah, or we'll have to charge more for the extra toppings.

• Speedy Cerviche : The pussy is the cat's meow

• Polly Esther : [Swinging a broom]  Gotcha! You know you're supposed to be doing your chores!

  Speedy Cerviche : But I have a note from my doctor!

  Guido : He's telling the truth! I helped him write it!

• Speedy Cerviche : Ever had one of those days when you just want to go back to bed?

• Speedy Cerviche : [Sees Seymour "Big" Cheese in drag]  Yow! That's one ugly girlllll!

• Speedy Cerviche : [to Bad Bird]  wanna hear my Clint Eastwood?, "Make my day"