Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (1996–1997)

Karen Maruyama: Shao Lin

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Quotes 

• Shao Lin : Captain, the fuel supply is at critical.

  Captain Simian : What? How did that happen?

  Shao Lin : If I recall, your words were, 'You see the fuel supply as half-empty, I see it as half-full.'

  Captain Simian : That was a JOKE!

• Shao Lin : Recording Sector 3879-B Captain.

  Captain Simian : Log the coordinates.

  Orbitron : No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY.

• [Trying to make aliens launch an attack] 

  Captain Simian : [On the P.A]  We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless!

  Shao Lin : Captain, they may actually surrender.

  Captain Simian : [Thinks]  You're right.

  Captain Simian : [On the P.A]  That is, we *think* your weapons are useless.