David Cross en el papel de...
- Newton: A neuralize...
- Agent J: [neuralizes Newton] Ok. First, get some contact lenses, 'cause those joints look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like 40 years old.
- Kevin Brown/K: Agent J?
- Agent J: All right, all right. Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black.
- [J leaves]
- Newton: You wanna go to Cambodia?
- Hailey: Yeah.
- Newton: Hey, Mom?
- [picks up a shovel]
- Newton: [to Hailey] There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink...
- [spots agents J & K]
- Newton: Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately?
- Agent K: Son, you need professional help.
- Hailey: He's getting it, it's not working.
- Newton: Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...
- Agent J: Boy, MOVE!
- Newton's Mother: [from downstairs] Newton! What are you doing up there?
- Newton: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
- Hailey: I want to have your baby.
- Newton: You want some mini-pizzas? It's just... mini-bagels with pizza stuff on them. You want some cheese on them? She can put a little Fontina on it. She has Palsy and ends up putting a whole lot on...
- [J and K stare at Ben]
- Newton: [calling to his mother] No, thanks, we're cool!
