Devon : Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
Cornwall : But you can call me Corny for short.
Garrett : What are you?
Devon : Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]
Cornwall : Come on, baby, light my fire...
Devon : You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.
Devon : Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
Cornwall : Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.
Cornwall : Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People'd throw darts at him.
Devon : How can you be so cold-blooded?
Cornwall : I'm a reptile.
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