Dan Hedaya credited as playing...
Kamehl Butabi
- Steve Butabi: I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.
- Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.
- Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.
- Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!
- Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD!
- [runs off crying]
- Doug Butabi: [Yelling at his dad] Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
- Steve Butabi: [Interrupts] Man, that was a sweet show!
- Doug Butabi: [to Steve in agreement] Yeah it was, wasn't it?
- Kamehl Butabi: Yes, I have a fantasy. That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up in the clouds and the other with his head up his ass!
- Kamehl Butabi: What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them!
- Doug Butabi: It's *NOT* a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme!
- Kamehl Butabi: You're a jungle theme!
- [on his marriage]
- Steve Butabi: Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?
- Kamehl Butabi: [Mocking Steve and Doug's repeated joke] Yes... nooooooo.
- Barbara Butabi: Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.
- Kamehl Butabi: Can you wait until after the ceremony please?
- Kamehl Butabi: What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?
- Doug Butabi: That's right.
- Steve Butabi: Exactly.
- Kamehl Butabi: What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.
- [Kamehl takes their car keys]
- Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi: [In perfect synchronization] What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!
- Kamehl Butabi: [seeing Steve and Doug in kitchen] Ah, look who's gracing us with their presence.
- Steve Butabi: Who?
- Kamehl Butabi: What is this garbage?
- Doug Butabi: It's a health shake. It helps me balance my insulin and hormone levels; so, I can hit my physical peak.
- Kamehl Butabi: Barbara, hurry. Get the video camera. He's gonna hit his peak.
- Barbara Butabi: Honey, if you're going to hit your peak, do it in your room.
- Kamehl Butabi: Will you please explain to me what I have to do to get through to this *individual*?
- Steve Butabi: Dad, it's like this: Doug is like a fax machine. Okay? You keep puttin' things in, but, if you don't have a cover page, people don't know where it's comin' from. And sometimes you get a busy signal. And that's why you got a memory button and a redial button. Actually, I never use those...
- Kamehl Butabi: The Sanderson's are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed and come join us.
- Kamehl Butabi: What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button on a cash register. What did you do? Injure your delicate fingers in a cellular phone accident?
- Doug Butabi: Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.
- Kamehl Butabi: Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump?
- Barbara Butabi: Don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.
- Kamehl Butabi: You want to wait until after the ceremony, please.
- Steve Butabi: Right.
- Richard Grieco: Mr. Butabi?
- Kamehl Butabi: What?
- Richard Grieco: As an actor, I am a keen observer of human nature, and I can tell you that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment.