Bravo Two Zero (1999 TV Movie)

Steve Nicolson: Dinger

Quotes 

• Baz : Hey, Ding... is there an apostrophe in "we're"?

  Dinger : As in what?

  Baz : As in "we're in the shit."

  Dinger : Oh, yes.

• Dinger : Why did you join the Army?

  Andy McNab : To keep out of trouble.

  Dinger : So your thought if you joined up they'd be no more trouble?

  Andy McNab : Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since.

  Dinger : What the bloody hell do you call this?

• Baz : [when introducing themselves to the camera before they set off]  Baz, ex-para like Dinger only better looking.

  Dinger : [in the background]  Bollocks!

  Baz : Comment, I will give up smoking next year.

  [pauses] 

  Baz : This year, shit!

• Dinger : [when talking to the camera before leaving for the mission]  Dinger. Ex-Para, Chain smoker. Comment? My God, my country, my Harley Davidson. Not necessarily in that order.

• Dinger : Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram of 'He's a sad nudist?'

  Andy McNab : Where did the 'M' go?

  Dinger : I swapped it for a 'T'.

  Andy McNab : You can't do that.

  Dinger : Well I just did.

  Andy McNab : That's not right.