Armageddon (1998)

Mark Curry: Stu the Cabbie

Quotes 

• Stu, the Cabbie : [asteroids are hitting New York; sees a flying burning taxi in front of him]  Oh, we at war! Saddam Hussein is bombing us!

• Asian Tourist : Why are we not going?

  Stu, the Cabbie : You know why? 'Cause this is New York City. Anything could happen. Uh, let's see, it could've been a terrorist bomb or a dead body, somebody shot, stabbed, and it's Friday, payday. Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck.

  [one of the tourists taps him on the shoulder] 

  Stu, the Cabbie : Yes?

  Asian Tourist - Female : I want to go shopping.

  Stu, the Cabbie : Me too!

  [laughs] 

  Stu, the Cabbie : But we ain't goin' nowhere because this is a traffic jam.

• Stu, the Cabbie : Oh! We at war! Saddam Hussein is bombing us!