Dave Foley credited as playing...
Nelson Hibbert
- The Killer: You're awake?
- Nelson Hibbert: Yeah, for a while now.
- The Killer: I've been carrying you!
- Nelson Hibbert: I thought you wanted to.
- Creepy Guy: Know how many assassins it took to kill JFK?
- Nelson Hibbert: One?
- Creepy Guy: Nope. There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the "No Bullet theory."
- Nelson Hibbert: [Being dragged out the door] Alright, I'll leave! But I will leave here of my own free will!
- Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
- Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
- Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!
- Nelson Hibbert: Something happened to me back there with that gun pointed to my head. I had... um... I had a uh...
- Lynn Holden: An epiphany?
- Nelson Hibbert: No, no. It was more like a realization but on a grand scale...
- Lynn Holden: An epiphany!
- Nelson Hibbert: No, it had like religious proportions to it...
- Lynn Holden: You're describing an epiphany...
- Nelson Hibbert: But whatever it was, it made me realize how shallow my life has been...
- Lynn Holden: What are you talking about, my brother's not Gay!
- Nelson Hibbert: [turns on the Boombox and "Small Town Boy" starts playing]
- The Killer: [holding Nelson hostage while talking to police] All right, here's what I want: a million dollars in cash, safe passage across the border...
- Nelson Hibbert: ...And a helicopter.
- The Killer: And a helicopter! Wait!
- [to Nelson]
- The Killer: Why?
- Nelson Hibbert: I always wanted to ride in a helicopter.
- Det. Arlen: Your helicopter is on it's way.
- The Killer: I don't want a helicopter!