- The Licker: Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know YOU are the head cheese!
- Dickie: Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.
- Dickie: Connie? Do ya like me?
- Crazy Connie: Why, sure I do! Dickie, you're my buddy!
- Dickie: NO! I mean... Do you LIKE me?
- Dickie: You're the most beautiful girlfriend I've ever had. Actually, you're the only girlfriend I've ever had.