- Jack Pincer: So, we meet again, Fury.
- Nick Fury: Well, I'm not surprised, Pincer. Guys like you tend to cling to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.
- Nick Fury: Beauty is trust and trust is beauty. That's all ye on this Earth know and all ye need to know.
- Gail Runciter: Is that part of the recognition code?
- Nick Fury: No, I just felt like saying it.
- Nick Fury: This is Hydra headquarters calling S.H.I.E.L.D. on the wave of the orca, is anybody listening?
- Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: Nick! Thank God. I thought you were dead.
- Nick Fury: [on viewscreen] I was. But now I'm better.
- Gail Runciter: Is it true what women say about you?
- Nick Fury: Well, it depends on your talking to one of my ex-wifes or my mother.
- Andrea Von Strucker: [flips up Fury's eyepatch] An electronic lock-pick!
- Nick Fury: Oh, there it is. I thought I left it in my other patch.
- Gabriel Jones: Are you really up to leading a field operation?
- Nick Fury: Of course not, Gabe! But who the hell else is gonna do this? The LMD?
- Alexander Goodwin Pierce: I was top of my class in advanced silent killing. I can do this in my sleep.
- Clay Quartermain: Helluva way to earn our keep, isn't it Vaughn? Babysittin' a corpse. Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker. Last of the great global boogeymen.
- [sighs]
- Clay Quartermain: Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die
- [Vaughn shoots him]
- Nick Fury: Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine. Quite a mouthful when you try and wrap your tongue around it. Don't let the blue blood fool ya, Pierce. Val's an old hand at the sexpionage game, aren't ya?
- Nick Fury: [Fury has been injected with deadly Columbian tree frog poison] Brilliant. How long do I have before Kermit bites me the big one?
- Nick Fury: Gabe, I do not intend to spend the last few hours of my life on this planet in the Helicarrier's sick bay. I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck.
- Andrea Von Strucker: [as a hologram] Rest assured against a force such as ours there is no protection. Against Hydra there is no S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Kate Neville: You alright, Col?
- Nick Fury: Between you and me and the ESP chip in your head, I'm beginning to feel the effects of Viper's cocktail.
- Nick Fury: No takers, Pincer. Catch you on the rebound.
- Jack Pincer: [on viewscreen] Don't you dare cut me off, you comic-book cowboy!
- Nick Fury: [to Viper] I danced on your poisonous father's grave. I'll dance on your grave too, sweetness.
- Andrea Von Strucker: I thought I'd lost you, father.
- Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker: I have walked through the fires of Hell, looked into the face of the Beast and I have returned. Let the world tremble this night. Our work has just begun.
- Nick Fury: [Fury's body is being scanned for poison] I feel like a damn bratwurst here. Either get me out of here, or get me some mustard.
- Alexander Goodwin Pierce: You see, the eh, charming thing about the electronics industry, is the remarkably tidy records that they keep.
- Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: Nick, what do you want me to say? That it happened too fast between us? That Clay got in the way? I got scared, I walked.
- Nick Fury: Yeah, into someone elses bed!
- Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: Well, I learned that move from you.
- Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: I'm sorry about Clay, Nick, but it looks like Hydra's trying to send you a message.
- Nick Fury: Looks like I heard it.
- Jack Pincer: This is stupid! We're going around in circles! Take these people out!
- Timothy Dugan: Sir, I happen to know that area very well and the prevailing winds at this time of year. That bomb goes off, the Death's Head virus will cover Jersey, Pennsylvania and most of Ohio in ten hours. Now, you want to explain to the governors of those states why you just wiped out forty-million people?
- [Pincer is speechless]
- Timothy Dugan: I didn't think so. So, sir, if you'd be kind enough to shut up, I'll get back to work.
- Jack Pincer: Fury!
- Nick Fury: Pincer. Come to wish me well?
- Jack Pincer: Hardly! If you think I've forgotten your breach of protocol, you're mistaken! I'm putting in a request for a full disciplinary tribunal!
- Nick Fury: Well, imagine that. What are the charges?
- Jack Pincer: For starters, insubordination, incitement to mutiny, unauthorized use of a military vehicle!
- Nick Fury: You forgot one: attempted grievous bodily harm.
- [punches Pincer out]