Liar Liar (1997)

Tony Carreiro: Cop - at Airport

Quotes 

• Cop : You know why I pulled you over?

  Fletcher Reede : Depends on how long you were following me!

  Cop : Why don't we just take it from the top?

  Fletcher Reede : Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

  Cop : Is that all?

  Fletcher Reede : No... I have unpaid parking tickets.

  [opens glove compartment and groans when a wad of tickets pops out] 

  Fletcher Reede : Be gentle.