Allison Mack credited as playing...
Jenny Szalinski
- Jenny Szalinski: So, here we are. This is the kitchen.
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you.
- [sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti]
- Diane Szalinski: [looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust] Ew, look, dirty fingernails.
- Jenny Szalinski: Really?
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.
- Patti Szalinski: Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.
- Jenny Szalinski: You do? You think I'm awesome?
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls.
- [Diane and Patti stare at each other confused]
- Jenny Szalinski: [in a serious tone] So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this.
- [takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips]
- Patti Szalinski: What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy.
- [Jenny breaks the kiss]
- Jenny Szalinski: What are you doing?
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Kissing you.
- Jenny Szalinski: Well, you didn't ever ask.
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Ask what?
- Jenny Szalinski: Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
- Ricky King, Party Bully: What are you talking about?
- Jenny Szalinski: You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.
- Ricky King, Party Bully: Well, lots of girls like that.
- Jenny Szalinski: Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.
- [exits the kitchen]
- Patti Szalinski: You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!
- Diane Szalinski: That is one good kid you have.
- Patti Szalinski: And you know what? She can take care of herself.
- Corky: [holds up her doll] Look, I brought Clarissa!
- Jenny Szalinski: Clarissa? We're not into dolls anymore.
- Corky: We're not?
- Holly: No, now we're into boys.
- Jenny Szalinski: [after all their moms left] Now what?
- Wayne Szalinski: You guys are all guests in my house this weekend, and I want us to have a good time. So I planned a little kickoff surprise. We are gonna use marshmallows, and gumdrops, to make models of water molecules.
- [the kids briefly just stand there staring at Wayne like he's going crazy]
- Wayne Szalinski: What do you think?
- Mitch Szalinski: You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne!
- Wayne Szalinski: [laughs] I know. Anyway, we're going to put them together-- Oh darn, I forgot to get toothpicks. I'm gonna need you guys to run down to the mini-mart for me. How much do you think toothpicks cost?
- Jenny Szalinski: Oh, about 6 or 7 dollars a box.
- Wayne Szalinski: [gives Jenny a 10 dollar bill] Well, here's a 10. If there's any change get yourselves some snacks. But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay? For some molecule action.
- [the kids leave]
- Gordon Szalinski: Wayne, that's not like you. You forgot to get toothpicks.
- [Wayne hysterically giggles]
- Gordon Szalinski: What? What's so funny?
- Wayne Szalinski: It was just a ruse to get them out of the house.
- Gordon Szalinski: A ruse? Why?
- Wayne Szalinski: To save Tiki Man.
- Jenny Szalinski: [on the helmet phone] So, guess what? My parents are out of town, so we have the whole house to ourselves. So I think I'm gonna throw a party...
- Jody: [on the phone, squeals in delight] Oh, my gosh, a party! Wait till you see what I'm gonna wear!
- Jenny Szalinski: How'd you know bananas have potassium?
- Adam Szalinski: I can't always ignore my dad's science talk.
- Jenny Szalinski: Mom, about that Ricky King thing.
- Patti Szalinski: Sweetheart, I was so proud of you the way you handled yourself with that boy. And the way you took care of your brother. From now on, I trust you.