Hideous! (1997)

Mel Johnson Jr.: Napoleon Lazar

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• Napoleon Lazar : My babies! My beautiful babies!

• Napoleon Lazar : And what are you doing walking around like that, with no top on?

  Sheila : I'm free, I'm proud, I'm woman!

• Napoleon Lazar : If he can hear you, why is he knocking at all? why doesn't he just answer?

  Elvina : Maybe he's a deaf-mute.

  Belinda Yost : Elvina, if you were deaf, how could he hear the questions?

  Elvina : Well maybe he, I don't know.

• Napoleon Lazar : Wait! there's nothing a value in there.

  Sheila : [pulling the cooler with the specimen inside out of the car]  Where you going? The beach?

  Napoleon Lazar : It's um, it's a biological specimen, it's, it's dangerous, contagious.

  Sheila : Wow, cool, this is going to be a real icebreaker party.

• Napoleon Lazar : [at Dr. Lorca]  Did you have the right for your vixen to waylay me?

  Sheila : I never saw you before in my life, froggy.

  Napoleon Lazar : Slut, you cheap slut.

  Sheila : hey, now slut I don't mind, but I'm a costly slut, deal with it, ribbit.