Hideous! (1997)

Rhonda Griffin: Elvina Shaw

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Quotes 

• Elvina : Well shoot, I don't want to go to jail, there are lesbians there.

  Sheila : I always thought that was one of the advantages.

• Detective Leonard Kantor : OK now, listen carefully,Dr. Lorca, he was arrested earlier today, he told the police that you helped him steal the freak from Mr. Lazar here.

  Elvina : That, that fucker.

  Detective Leonard Kantor : He told the police that you were the one that stuck a gun in Mr. Lazar's face, and left him handcuffed to a tree.

  Elvina : Not-uh, not me, all I did was I...

  Detective Leonard Kantor : He said the whole thing was your idea.

  Elvina : Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

  Detective Leonard Kantor : I'm sorry baby, but it looks like jail for you.

  Detective Leonard Kantor : Doc's a respective man, you're... not, he's cutting a deal right now, you know it'll go a lot easier if you were to just, if you just confess!

  Elvina : No, no, I swear on my honor, cross my heart and hope to die, all I did was just tell him about, about the specimen, I didn't know nothin else.

  Belinda Yost : And I put up with your typing for three years, because I thought you were too stupid to stab me in the back, you're fired, you're fired from everywhere, you're fired from the fucking universe.

  Elvina : Huh?

  Detective Leonard Kantor : The police don't know anything about Dr. Lorca, I lied to you.

  Elvina : Yeah, yeah

  [laughing] 

  Elvina : , well, well, I lied to you too

  [Ms. Yost slaps her] 

  Elvina : , Ow.

  Belinda Yost : You ungrateful little poon-dog.

  Elvina : Well, it was all your fault, you broke your word to Dr. Lorca, he was supposed to have first dibs

  Belinda Yost : And what are you? defender of the fucking public morals?

  Elvina : You're an evil corrupt person,

  [then turns her attention to Detective Kantor] 

  Elvina : she takes drugs, she doesn't wear any panties, she, she, she has sex in her office with all these men all on her desk.

  Belinda Yost : You ungrateful little poodle.

  [pushes Elvina into a chair and starts slapping her] 

  Detective Leonard Kantor : Ladies, ladies, ladies, fucking ladies knock it off!

  [he pulls Ms. Yost off of Elvina] 

  Detective Leonard Kantor : Ms. Yost, hey Ms. Yost, normally, I'm all in for a good cat-fight, but seeing how you're paying me a 160 dollars an hour for my time, you might want to consider calling this one a draw for right now.

• Napoleon Lazar : If he can hear you, why is he knocking at all? why doesn't he just answer?

  Elvina : Maybe he's a deaf-mute.

  Belinda Yost : Elvina, if you were deaf, how could he hear the questions?

  Elvina : Well maybe he, I don't know.

• Dr. Lorca : Now, listen, carefully everyone, no one is leaving here til my specimens are returned.

  Elvina : What!, Me too?

  Sheila : [being sarcastic]  Oh, no, you can go.

  Elvina : Oh, thank God, so then how do I get out outta here?

  Belinda Yost : [interrupting]  She was being sarcastic you moron.

  Elvina : Huh?

  [looks to Sheila, Sheila nods] 

  Elvina : Well, that's not very funny.