Carmen Electra credited as playing...
- Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
- Ed: I like to have dinner every night.
- Ed: [on a double date, Dexter and Monique are going off alone] What am I supposed to do?
- Roxanne: [insulted] Hello?
- Ed: Hello! What am I supposed to do?
- Roxanne: Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?
- Ed: [thinks about it] Uh... nooooo!
- Roxanne: Do you know what would be great on this corn dog?
- Ed: A turtleneck?
- Ed: [after Roxanne falls] Uh, is your butt okay?
- Roxanne: It's fine, thank you.
- Ed: It's okay, people! HER BUTT... IS FINE!
- Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
- Roxanne: [seductively] No, thanks. I just came here to see you, Ed. I'm Roxanne.
- Ed: Ohhhh.
- [pause]
- Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
- [Roxanne shows up to Mondo Burger with crutches and multiple injuries]
- Roxanne: I quit!
- [an unstable Roxanne falls on the ground]
- Griffen: I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe.
- Kurt Bozwell: [Disgusted] I'm aware!
