Dancer, Texas Pop. 81 (1998)

Wayne Tippit: Keller's Grandfather

Quotes 

• Keller's Grandfather : There's a fly in here!

• Keller Coleman : I been thinkin'. I should stick around for a while. I mean, you're not getting' any younger.

  Keller's Grandfather : You're just lookin' for excuses, Keller. Don't be a chickenshit.

  Keller Coleman : Grandpa, you need me to take care of you.

  Keller's Grandfather : Horse hockey! I got ten widow ladies just achin' for you to get out of here so they can take good care of me. I ain't gonna' let you spoil it by stayin'.

  Keller Coleman : [Exasperated]  Grandpa...

  Keller's Grandfather : Don't "grandpa" me! I put up with you for twelve years, since your folks died. With you outta' here I can finally cut loose... I love ya', Keller. Now, good bye!

• Keller Coleman : Do you know what people mean when they say "safe sex"?

  Keller's Grandfather : [Chuckles]  Keller, at my age, there ain't no such thing. I could keel over right in the middle of it. At my age you don't worry about catchin' somethin'. You worry about finishing up in one piece.

  Keller Coleman : [Grins sheepishly]  I'm gonna' miss you, grandpa.

  Keller's Grandfather : You're leavin' in the morning. Go to bed.