Cow and Chicken (1997–1999)
Charlie Adler: Chicken, Cow, The Red Guy, I.R. Baboon, Boy, Captain, Tough Kid, Boneless Chicken, Bully #3, Ham #2, Twin, Beaver #3, Beaver #4, Clerk, Construction Foreman, Cousin Boneless, Driver, Earl of Flem, Frenchman #2, Gingerbread Man, Gingerbread Woman, Girl, Homeless Guy, Kid #2, Lawyer, Little Boy, Man #1, Mountie, NASA Guy, Old Baboon, Polar Bear Roar, Scab Fairy, Skinny Farmer, Yurpean Man
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Quotes
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Chicken : Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?
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Chicken : [trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
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[Chicken tries speaking Spanish]
Red Guy : I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!
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[Chicken pulls Ma and Dad's top halves from the closet]
Cow : My science project!
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Red Guy : Five and five and five is ten, I'm gonna make you manly men.
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[Cow starts cyring]
Chicken : Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie?
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Cow : Herding bites big wind!
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Red Guy : Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain!
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Red Guy : [being attacked by thrown food] No! No! I don't want your food!
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Chicken : Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!
Chicken's Clone : It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
Chicken : Did not!
Chicken's Clone : Did too!
Chicken : Did not!
Cow : Did too.
Cow's Clone : Did too.
Ma : Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
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Chicken : That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!
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Red Guy : [the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad] What are you people, a bunch of communists ?
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Red Guy : [as a "Used Grandpa" salesman] Y'all come back now, hear?
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Red Guy : Can you be helped?
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Cow : [Repeated line] Supercow al rescate!
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Cow : [about Mom and Dad] Sometimes I question their sanity.
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Chicken : [in a flat, emotionless voice, after he was forced to "marry" Pam] This is the happiest day of my life!
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Chicken : Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!
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Cow : [trying to rock Chicken to sleep] Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS!
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Red Guy : [in pile of superhero outfits] Corncobman? There's a lot of sick people in this town.
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Cow : Momma had a Chicken. Momma had a Cow. Dad was Proud. He didn't care how.