A Very Brady Sequel (1996)

Gary Cole: Mike Brady

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• Mike Brady : A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.

• Mike Brady : Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

• Mike Brady : You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.

  Roy Martin : Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered".

  Mike Brady : Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".

  Roy Martin : Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?

  Mike Brady : Yes yes it does.

• Peter Brady : Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

  Mike Brady : Peter, drumsticks are not toys.

  Peter Brady : Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.

  Mike Brady : Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

• Mike Brady : Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you

  Roy : Is it about where I shop?

  Mike Brady : No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.

  Roy : I know. You're wearing it.

  Mike Brady : Ah. So I am.

• [after Carol has fainted] 

  Mike Brady , Roy Martin : Honey, are you all right?

  [they stare at each other] 

  Carol Brady : [not surprised]  I'm all right.

• Bobby Brady : Hey Alice, is there anything you want me to find for you?

  Alice : Yeah, how about my girlish figure? I haven't seen that in about 20 years.

  Carol Brady , Mike Brady : [laughing]  Oh Alice.

• Roy Martin : And the youngest, Sandy.

  Cindy : [lisping]  Cindy.

  Roy Martin : Thindy? Honey, Daddy had amnesia, but now, Daddy's back.

  Mike Brady : I hate to break it to you, Mr. Martin, but Daddy is already here.

  Roy Martin : You're absolutely right, Mark.

• Carol Brady : Oh, Mike... what are we gonna do?

  Mike Brady : Well, I know it seems complicated but... it won't be long before I've got a firm grasp on the situation.

  Carol Brady : There's something *I'd* like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.