Snowboard Academy (1997 Video)

Jim Varney: Rudy James

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Quotes 

• Mr. Barry : We're looking for someone to wear multiple hats.

  Rudy James : Well, hey I can do that! I even brought a few hats myself!

• Rudy James : You know if you stare at the sun long enough, you can go completely blind?

• Rudy James : [doing stand-up, adjusting a shorter microphone stand]  Good evening, folks! Don't you just hate following Danny DeVito?

• Rudy James : [after a particularly bad skiing accident]  God, I miss the equator.

• Rudy James : My girlfriend is so fat, when we finish making love, she rolls over and smokes a ham!

• Rudy James : [after being told he will be teaching skiing]  Oh, "skiing"! I thought you said "scheming"! I'm-- I'm not a schemer.

• Rudy James : [wearing a bedazzled cowboy shirt]  This show is brought to you, in part, by the Bedazzler.

• [last lines] 

  Rudy James : When somebody loses an eye around here, the party's just beginning!