Sgt. Bilko (1996)

Glenne Headly: Rita Robbins

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Quotes 

• Bilko : You manipulated me! How could you?

  Rita Robbins : Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.

• Rita Robbins : [about Bilko]  I just need to find out how much he really loves me.

  MSgt. Stan Sowicki : He loves you plenty.

  Rita Robbins : More than he loves Las Vegas?

  MSgt. Stan Sowicki : That's asking a lot.

• [Rita is standing in the church waiting for Bilko to turn up to their wedding] 

  Minister : My, that's a lovely dress.

  Rita Robbins : Thank you, Reverend.

  Minister : Is it new?

  Rita Robbins : No, I wore it the last time the lying shitheel stood me up.

  Minister : Ah.

• Rita Robbins : Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?

  Bilko : Well, thats up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.

• Major Thorn : [in a movie theatre]  If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me.

  Rita Robbins : [a pre-feature commercial is playing]  They're dancing Raisinets.

  Major Thorn : And you don't find that frightening?