Kevin Bishop credited as playing...
Jim Hawkins
- [Billy Bones has apparently died]
- Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!
- Billy Bones: [Billy Bones suddenly wakes up and, without opening his eyes, grabs Gonzo's nose to pull him closer] Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
- Gonzo: I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.
- [Nods at Jim]
- Gonzo: *He's* Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.
- Billy Bones: [Billy Bones grabs Jim's shirt and pulls him closer] Jim?
- Jim Hawkins: Yes, Captain?
- Billy Bones: Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!
- Jim Hawkins: Yes, Captain, what is it?
- Billy Bones: Beware lads! Beware.
- Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?
- Billy Bones: Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!
- Jim Hawkins: Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me.
- Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
- Squire Trelawney: Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.
- Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously.
- [Silver turns to try to escape only to run into Benjamina and a gang of pigs]
- Benjamina Gunn: Going somewhere, John-John?
- Long John Silver: Well, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.
- Long John Silver: Aw, hell, Jim. I could never harm you. You're honest and brave and true. You didn't learn that from me.
- Jim Hawkins: I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver. Now, take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again. Ever.
- Squire Trelawney: Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine bona-fide treasure map.
- Jim Hawkins: Really?
- Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
- [pause]
- Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon.
- [puts finger to his ear]
- Squire Trelawney: Oh, thank you... twice.
- Rizzo: I smell a bozo.
- Blind Pew: [stroking Jim's hair] Oh a pretty little girl is it? Yes, take me to Billy Bones, ma pet!
- Jim Hawkins: You've got it all wrong, there's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl!
- Blind Pew: I maybe visually challenged, but I can SEE, YOU'RE LYING.
- Captain Abraham Smollett: Where to, Captain Hawkins?
- Jim Hawkins: To wherever the wind may take us!
- Gonzo: Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians!
- Rizzo: Oh, brother! Here they go again!
- [Jim and Gonzo have been listing the different directions of the compass and what lies that way]
- Mrs. Bluberidge: To the northwest dirty dishes!
- Gonzo: How does she do that?
- Jim Hawkins: Might as well start. I'll wash.
- Rizzo: I'll dry.
- Gonzo: I'll break.
- Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
- Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!
- Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] I look around here and I want to cry.
- Rizzo: Ah, me too.
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] I feel like the world is passing me by.
- Gonzo: It is.
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] And I just can't help but wonder am I doomed to wash and dry? And is it a curse I'm under to do it till I die.
- Gonzo: Oh, I hope not.
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] When I could be an explorer...
- Gonzo: Sure you could.
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] ... sailing off to distant lands...
- Gonzo: Wait! Not so fast.
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] ... 'stead of spending every afternoon just getting dishpan hands. My future looks like nowhere that I want to be.
- Jim Hawkins, Rizzo, Gonzo: [sung] There's got to be something better, something better...
- Jim Hawkins: [sung] There's got to be something better than this for me.
- Dr. David Livesey: [looking at the treasure map] Say, I know what's happening here. You chaps are planning to sail to this island, aren't you? To dig up this treasure.
- Jim Hawkins: Yes, but we must be quiet about it.
- [whisper]
- Jim Hawkins: There are pirates looking for this map.
- Gonzo: [normal voice] Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?
- Jim Hawkins: I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
- Long John Silver: Aww, Jim. Smollet sails by rules and laws. That's what being a captain is all about. Me, I sails by the stars.
- Jim Hawkins: Stars?
- Long John Silver: North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars.
- Jim Hawkins: [pulls out compass] Well, that's easy...
- Long John Silver: [takes compass from Jim and holds it overboard] Ah yeah, but what if you don't have a compass?
- Jim Hawkins: Long John, please don't drop it! It was my father's. It's all I have of his. Please... please...
- Long John Silver: [hands it back] I'm sorry, lad. I were only fooling. How old were you when he died, then?
- Jim Hawkins: Seven.
- Long John Silver: I were eight when my father died at sea. First mate, he was.
- Jim Hawkins: My father was a first mate, too!
- Long John Silver: Was he now? By the powers, what a coincidence!
- [points to the night sky]
- Long John Silver: Now, Jim, that be Polaris, the North Star. Even in the China Sea, that's north.
- Jim Hawkins: [points to the star] North. Polaris. So, we must be heading southwest.
- Long John Silver: Smart as paint you are, lad! Smart as paint! Now, that gets ol' Long John to wondering: why would we be sailing southwest? The scuttlebutt among the crew is that, um, we're sailing for buried treasure... and, uh, someone on board has a map. 'Course, none of my concern, Jim. I'm just a ship's cook. Such matters are best suited to Captain Smollet. He runs this ship, not I.
- Jim Hawkins: Come on, Long John. You could captain this ship.
- Long John Silver: That I could, lad. Maybe someday I will.
- [laughs]