James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Susan Sarandon: Spider
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Quotes
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[in the darkness]
Earthworm : [Centipede pinches him] Ow! What was that?
Centipede : Sorry, I thought you were the spider.
Grasshopper : [Miss Spider hits him] Ouch. What was *that*?
Miss Spider : Excuse, I thought you were the Centipede.
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Miss Spider : Centipede I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.
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Spider : We are in the middle of the, how do you say, the big puddle.
Centipede : Biggest puddle of 'em all, angel fangs - the Atlantic Ocean.
Old Green Grasshopper : Technically, the Pacific is the biggest.
Centipede : Well, that goes without saying.
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[the bugs and James have landed in the ocean]
Spider : We are in, what you call, the Big Puddle.
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Miss Spider : No one will be eating you James.
Centipede : Naw, she'll just puncture your head and suck out the brains.
Miss Spider : That I am saving for you.
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Miss Spider : Nice aim, Commodore.
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Ladybug : [Discussing how to fly out] How would you do it, James?
James : With those seagulls. But we'll need string.
Earthworm : [Sarcastically] Oh, well I'll just go to the stationers and pick up some paperclips while I'm at it!
Spider : [Pulling a thread from her body] I have string - miles of string.
James : And we'll need bait. Food bait.
Earthworm : Food bait? Where do you expect we're going to find bird bait out here in the middle of the...
[Notices everyone staring at him as Miss Ladybug pulls a cowbell out of her handbag]
Earthworm : Of the... oh no. Have you lost your minds?
[Screams as they grab him]
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Grasshopper : [he heard in the distance] James! Up here!
Glowworm : Hello! We're here!
Centipede : Hey, buddy!
Aunt Sponge : [stutters] What are they?
Glowworm : [they grab one of their strings with seagulls on top] Young James.
Centipede : Hey, Jimmy!
Aunt Spiker : [he looks up in fright] BUGS!
Centipede : [the people looked at them] Need a little help down there?
Aunt Sponge : [screams] GIANT BUGS!
[Spiker and Sponge gasped in fright]
Centipede : HEY, YOU OLD BIDDIES!
[blows a raspberry on them]
Aunt Sponge : [Spiker grabs Sponge's hand] Help us!
Ladybug : Whoo-ee! Here we are, dear.
Earthworm : Hello, James!
James : [looks up at them] I TOLD you they were real.
Grasshopper : Hello, old boy.
Miss Spider : Requesting clearance to land.
[they started to land on the peach, while Spiker and Sponge whimpers and shutters and James looks up at Miss Spider.]
James : Miss Spider, throw me a string.
[she tosses down a strand of the Spider's thread. It's loop on the end just like it was when they captured the seagulls. James catches it and throws the lasso down down onto Spiker and Sponge]
Earthworm : Okay. Pull them up.
Aunt Sponge : [they started pulling them up when Spiker and Sponge were screaming and shrieking] HELP!
Aunt Sponge : [then both screaming] Where are we going?
James : Spin them around.
Aunt Sponge : YOU LITTLE...
James : [the grasshopper pushes the Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge for a spin, they started screaming] Wrap them tightly!
[her wigs tore it off as Miss Spider spins out more silk as the Ladybug and the Centipede fed it up]
James : Tighter! Tighter!
[Spiker and Sponge got wrapped up in Spider's Silk]
Beat Cop : Well, I'll be a...
Beat Cop : [addressing the crowd] The kid was tellin' the truth.
[he saw muffled screams coming from inside a huge cocoon]
Beat Cop : [to the crane operator] Get those two creeps OUTTA here!
[the crane operator pulls the lever and the cocoon swings out into view]
