Campfire Tales (1997)
Jay R. Ferguson: Cliff (segment "The Campfire")
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Quotes
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Alex (segment "The Campfire") : [after hearing "The Honeymoon" story] I know one thing, I'm not driving to Las Vegas on my honeymoon.
Cliff (segment "The Campfire") : I don't think you have to worry about a honeymoon.
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Cliff (segment "The Campfire") : [Peeing in the bushes] So you got hair on your balls yet?
Eric (segment "The Campfire") : [Peeing in the bushes] You're so immature.
Cliff (segment "The Campfire") : [Peeing in the bushes] I guess that means no.
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Alex (segment "The Campfire") : [reading old newspaper] Police speculate that the murder weapon was an ice-pick or possibly even a meat-hook. They say they have a suspect, but they haven't made an arrest yet.
Cliff (segment "The Campfire") : That's pretty freaky shit.