The Net (I) (1995)

Dennis Miller: Dr. Alan Champion

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• Dr. Alan Champion : You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.

• Dr. Alan Champion : Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse?

  Angela : Well, do you mind?

  Dr. Alan Champion : Visions of sponge baths dance in my head.

• Dr. Alan Champion : This is bizarre. I haven't seen you in so long. What are we even doing here?

  Angela : Um, I just figured you would be safe.

  Dr. Alan Champion : Oh great, so I've gone from being a self-centered asshole to safe. Thank you very much.

  Angela : No, I just figured that they couldn't, um, trace me to you and that your, your patient records are confidential, right?

  Dr. Alan Champion : My patient records! Yeah, I knew I had my subtle charms.

• Dr. Alan Champion : I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.

  Angela : Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?

  Dr. Alan Champion : Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.

• [Alan holds up martini glasses] 

  Dr. Alan Champion : Guess what time it is? Gibsons! Almost. We have no onions, so we'll have to use these: Seldane, the antihistamine of champions.

• [On a friend of Alan Champion's, who works for the FBI] 

  Angela Bennett : Do you trust him?

  Dr. Alan Champion : Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.

• Dr. Alan Champion : To Angle in the hotel room: All that you have left, Christ Angie... they've really gotten into your head with this.