Nicole de Boer nel ruolo di...
Meg Smith
- [at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]
- Miss Tracy Milford: Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
- Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!
- Miss Tracy Milford: Hmm.
- Meg Smith: Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?
- Principal Todd Moss: You people don't deserve Kennedy.
- Wanda Baker: Who's Kennedy?
- Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.
- Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?
- Reggie Barry: Go home.
- Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!
- Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
- Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.
- Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.
- Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.
- Reggie Barry, Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: [both together] Oh. That was us.
- Principal Todd Moss: That was you?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!
- Meg Smith: Miss Milford, there you are. We've been looking for you. We wanted to let you know how cool it's been. You showing us around Washington and everything.
- Miss Tracy Milford: Really?
- Wanda Baker: So, we bought you a box of candy.
- Miss Tracy Milford: [looks in the box] I don't know what to say. How do you know that I like chocolate?
- Wanda Baker: Because it's all you ever eat.
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino, Wanda Baker, Reggie Barry, Carla Morgan, Meg Smith, Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: [weakly to Principal Moss after he catches them holding a party in his house] Surprise! Happy birthday...