Tommy Chong: Red
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Quotes
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Principal Todd Moss : Open the door!
Red : [Driving away] Sorry, man we got a schedule to keep.
Principal Todd Moss : Open the door!
Red : What's the magic word?
Principal Todd Moss : Open the door!
Red : What's the magic word?
Principal Todd Moss : Please!
Red : [Opens the door] The magic word is "Rock and Roll," man.
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Red : Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Where do you think you're going?
Principal Todd Moss : Getting on the bus.
Red : You're on the wrong bus, dude. This is the magic bus.
Principal Todd Moss : I'm counting on you to stick to the schedule. It's percisley 8:06. Let's get going.
Red : [to himself, after Moss walks by] Principal Dickhead.
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Red : You kids, Man, you sure don't know how to party. When I was your age, well... we partied, Man.
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[Principal Moss is passed put]
Miss Tracy Milford : Principal Moss? Principal Moss? Principal Moss!
Reggie Barry : Is he dead?
Red : Nah, he ain't dead, man. He's just in a coma.
Miss Tracy Milford : What?
Red : Yeah, I guess that car-sick pill is working on him. It should, man, it's a Red. Horse tranquilizer.
Miss Tracy Milford : But I saw you take a handful of them.
Red : Oh, they don't work on me, man. That's why they call me Red. I'm immune!
Reggie Barry : [to everyone in the back of the bus] Hey! Moss is in a coma. Let's party!
