Jumanji (1995)

Darryl Henriques: Gun Salesman

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Quotes 

• Gun salesman : [to Van Pelt, who is purchasing a new gun]  You're not a postal worker, are you?

• Gun salesman : [Van Pelt enters his store]  What can I do for you?

  Hunter Van Pelt : I want a gross of these.

  [hands an empty elephant gun shell to the gun store salesman] 

  Gun salesman : You know, they stopped making these in 1903.

  Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.

  [sets his old rifle on the counter] 

  Hunter Van Pelt : Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to...

  [sets down a bunch of papers for Van Pelt to sign] 

  Hunter Van Pelt : ... fill out these.

  [Van Pelt sets some coins on the table] 

  Hunter Van Pelt : Or I could fill these out.

  [gets Van Pelt his new rifle] 

  Hunter Van Pelt : Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here.

  [Van Pelt looks through the scope of his rifle with his finger on the trigger] 

  Hunter Van Pelt : You're not a postal worker, are you?

  [Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "Excuse me?"]