Steven Weber credited as playing...
Harker
- Jonathan Harker: Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?
- Van Helsing: Yes!... and no...
- Jonathan Harker: Then what are you saying?
- Van Helsing: I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.
- Dr. Seward: Then you're saying yes.
- Van Helsing: No.
- Dr. Seward: Then you're saying no.
- Van Helsing: Not necessarily.
- Jonathan Harker: You sound dubious.
- Van Helsing: No -I'm positive!
- Jonathan Harker: Of what?
- Van Helsing: Of my theory!
- Jonathan Harker: And that would be?
- Van Helsing: The theory of Yes- or no.
- Lucy Westenra: I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
- Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
- Lucy Westenra: I'm not dead. I'm undead.
- Jonathan Harker: Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
- [after becoming a vampire, Lucy comes on to Jonathan]
- Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- [Lucy reveals her cleavage]
- Lucy Westenra: But so are these!
- [Jonathan had just impaled Lucy, and was hit by two rounds of blood]
- Jonathan Harker: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
- Van Helsing: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!
- Jonathan Harker: Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!
- Van Helsing: She just ate!
- Jonathan Harker: Oh! She's still alive!
- Van Helsing: Hit her again!
- Jonathan Harker: No no, I can't.
- Van Helsing: How much blood can she have left?
- [Jonathan hits the stake more lightly and even more blood sprays out than before]
- Van Helsing: She's almost dead!
- Jonathan Harker: She's dead enough.
- Van Helsing: Where did her blood go? There's nothing on the pillow case, or her nightgown.
- [to Dr. Seward]
- Van Helsing: Can you explain zhat?
- [looks at Jonathan]
- Van Helsing: Can you explain zhat?
- Dr. Seward: No, I can't explain zhat.
- Jonathan Harker: I can't explain zhat, either.
- Van Helsing: No one can explain zhat!
- Jonathan Harker: [having been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, that's horrible. Is there no other way?
- Van Helsing: One other. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic and tear off her ears!
- Jonathan Harker: [after a moment's thought] Give me the stake.
- [pauses again]
- Jonathan Harker: No. No, I can't do it... you do it!
- Van Helsing: It must be done by one who loved her in life!
- Jonathan Harker: I only liked her!
- Van Helsing: Close enough!
- Mina Murray: Oh it makes me so happy to be at the Opera! I love this palace of art and beauty!
- Jonathan Harker: Oh yes my dear, the Opera is astonishing! The music is frothed with love, hate, sensuality and unbridled passion!... All the things in my life I've managed to suppress so far.
- Mina Murray: [after Dr. Seward catches Jonathan with his hands on Mina's behind] Suddenly without any reason at all, he laid his hands on me!
- Jonathan Harker: [exasperated] Oh, she told me to touch it!
- Jonathan Harker: [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?
- Van Helsing: I tell you, we must drive a wooden stake through her heart, or else she will rise from her grave to seek the blood of the living!
- Dr. Seward: Lucy was my ward. I won't permit you to desecrate her body in such a vile manner. I-It... it's sacrilegious.
- Jonathan Harker: But Dr. Seward, shouldn't we at least stand guard over Lucy's grave, just to make sure?
- Dr. Seward: No. I'm having serious doubts about this whole vampire theory. For heaven's sake, who in all of England, by the very furthest stretch of the imagination, could possibly be a vampire?
- Essie: [leading him in] Count Dracula.
- Dr. Seward: Well, maybe him.