This Can't Be Love (1994 TV Movie)

Jason Bateman: Grant

Quotes 

• [Jason and Sarah are making out, when the doorbell sounds.] 

  Grant : Oh my God, oh my God, it's Miss Bennett!

  Sarah : How do you know?

  Grant : I've always found that by asking what's the worst thing that could possibly happen, I can predict the future with incredible accuracy.

  Grant : Where could she have gone?

  Sarah : Does she have any friends?

  Grant : None that she likes.