- Steve Nebraska: Al, you're like a dad to me.
- Al Percolo: But I'm not your dad. I'm just a guy taking 15 percent.
- Steve Nebraska: I thought it was 10.
- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!
- Steve Nebraska: I got you something. It's a chocolate baseball bat.
- Al Percolo: [takes the bat and examines the end, which is broken] Did you drop it?
- Steve Nebraska: I got a little hungry.
- Al Percolo: You don't have to yell, this is a different phone.
- Ron Wilson: It has nothing to do with the phone, I just like yelling at you.
- Steve Nebraska: [when asked his opinion of the pictures being shown Steve replies] It's Batman!
- Doctor H. Aaron: Batman?
- Steve Nebraska: Sometimes he goes without his cape.
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