PCU (1994)

Chris Young: Tom Lawrence

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• Tom : What's he doin?

  Droz : He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.

  Tom : That's his thesis?

  Droz : Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

• Droz : Want some advice?

  Tom : Well, yeah.

  Droz : Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?

  Tom : Uh, no.

  Droz : Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.