Lois De Banzie: Dr. Kohlzak
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Dr. Kohlzak : [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?
Frank Drebin : In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak : In the backyard... with your uncle?
Frank Drebin : Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak : And what did you and your uncle find out?
Frank Drebin : Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak : [hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.
Frank Drebin : For what?
Dr. Kohlzak : A sperm count.
Frank Drebin : In here?
Dr. Kohlzak : Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.
