Travis Tedford credited as playing...
Spanky
- Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...
- [looks up and pauses]
- Mr. Welling: number?
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.
- Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?
- Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?
- Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.
- Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]
- Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.
- Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!
- Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!
- Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.
- [as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in]
- Stymie: [to the two Amish men] Good luck!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
- Stymie: We have buy some lumber.
- Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?
- Stymie: Wood!
- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
- Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
- Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
- Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
- Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
- Alfalfa: Darn.
- Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!
- Buckwheat: Oh-tay.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: The clubhouse is fried crispy.
- Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Our lives are over.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: And it's all your fault!
- [Alfalfa stares off toward the now-burned club house]
- George "Spanky" McFarland: That's right. Sure is.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
- Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!
- Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!
- A.J. Ferguson: [to Spanky] Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?
- Alfalfa: Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.
- A.J. Ferguson: Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Well, we were just kinda hopin' that... A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.
- A.J. Ferguson: Well, boys, today's your lucky day.
- [takes off patch on her suit, revealing her name "A.J. Ferguson"]
- A.J. Ferguson: 'Cause that's exactly who I am!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: [shocked] You're the best driver there is!
- A.J. Ferguson: Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!