Houseguest (1995)

Bob Tracey: Priest

Quotes 

• [Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag'] 

  Kevin : All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit...

  [noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit] 

  Kevin : GFH?

  [he looks further and he found the brand tag] 

  Kevin : Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*...

  [guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit] 

  1st Guest : What is that stand for?

  Kevin : My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2

  1st Guest : Good guy.

  2nd Guest : What does it stand for?

  Kevin : Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries.

  [to 3rd guest] 

  Kevin : Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that.

  3rd Guest : I went to Harvard

  Kevin : Yeah, Harvard *Street*

  [to a Priest] 

  Kevin : Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest

  Priest : Ah, amen.

  Kevin : [to other guests]  Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies

  Waitress : It's that a joke?

  Kevin : [to a female guest]  Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying?

  [female guest leaves Kevin]