Heavyweights (1995)

Tim Blake Nelson: Roger Johnson

Quotes 

• Gerry : It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!

  Mrs. Garner : Gerry!

  Roger Johnson : Now that's not kind, Gerry.

  Maury Garner : We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.

  Gerry : I'm fine. This is a joke right?

  [to his dad] 

  Gerry : You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?

  Mrs. Garner : You show your father some respect.

  Maury Garner : First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.

  Gerry : I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.

  [Cut to a jetliner taking off] 

• Gerry : Who's this?

  Roger Johnson : Hi, Gerry. "Roger Johnson." Islander's fan, huh? Team of the future, I'd say.

  Gerry : Uh, yeah. Whatever, I'm out of here.

  Maury Garner : Hold those horses, cowboy. Mr. Johnson is your guest, and he's here to talk to you about a very special summer camp.

  Roger Johnson : A camp designed just for you, Gerry.

  Gerry : Summer Camp? No way. I have plans for the summer. I'm gonna hang out!

  Mrs. Garner : Come on, Honey. He's got a videotape for us to watch. Why don't we just take a little peek?

  Gerry : Why don't we not?