Charlotte Coleman en el papel de...
Scarlett - Wedding One
- Scarlett: Have you got a boyfriend?
- Young Bridesmaid: Yes.
- Scarlett: What's his name?
- Young Bridesmaid: Dolph. He's good at table tennis. What about you?
- Scarlett: No. Afraid not.
- Young Bridesmaid: Why not?
- Scarlett: Don't know. Because most of the blokes I fancy think l'm stupid and pointless - and, so, they just bonk me and then leave me. And the kind of blokes that do fancy me, I think are drips. I can't even be bothered to bonk them. Which does sort of leave me a bit nowhere.
- Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?
- Scarlett: Well, it's kind of like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.
- Scarlett: They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.
- Scarlett: Hello. My name's Scarlett. Named after Scarlett O'Hara, but much less trouble. What's your name?
- Chester - Wedding Three: My name's Rhett.
- Scarlett: No. Not really?
- Chester - Wedding Three: No, not really. In fact, it's Chester.
- Scarlett: You kidder!