Elizabeth Taylor credited as playing...
Pearl Slaghoople
- Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
- [gives Fred a nasty glare]
- Pearl Slaghoople: Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!
- Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.
- Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.
- Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...!
- Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, don't flatter yourself!
- [as Fred and Pearl argue]
- Wilma Flintstone: You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
- Pearl Slaghoople: I got my hands full just being ashamed of him.
- Fred Flintstone: You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!
- Bedrock's Most Wanted Host: [Fred emerges from the side of a building wearing a beard, hat, and trench coat and spots a TV broadcasting "Bedrock's Most Wanted"] Tonight, in a special edition of "Bedrock's Most Wanted," we bring you the story that's rocked our city: "The Case of the Embezzling Executive."
- Miss Stone Look-A-Like: [an "Actual Dramatization" is shown with actors playing Cliff, Fred, and Miss Stone with Fred shown stuffing money into a briefcase] Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?
- Fred Look-A-Like: I'm an executive. I'm... embezzling!
- Miss Stone Look-A-Like: I'm shocked.
- Pearl Slaghoople: [Wilma, Pearl, and Betty are watching the same show at Pearl's house] How could you ever marry that man?
- Wilma Flintstone: Mother, that man is not my husband.
- Betty Rubble: That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on "The Young and the Thumbless."
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred might be a lot of things, but a thief is not one of them.
- Pearl Slaghoople: Can you prove it?
- Fred Look-A-Like: Who cares? Yabba dabba dabba.
- Wilma Flintstone: [Sees the Dictabird repeating Fred's "Yabba Dabba Dabba" on TV] Maybe I can.