The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (1994–1995)

Beth Broderick: Delilah Buchanan

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Quotes 

• Jesse Buchanan : [Introducing his fiancé]  Isn't she great? I met her on vacation last month at Disneyland. She worked there.

  Vivian : Somehow I sensed that.

  Bree : Actually, I worked at Disneyland for over seven years.

  Delilah : No surprise there either.

• Delilah : Charles hasn't let me French kiss him in I-don't-know when. Last time I sucked one of the fillings clean out of his tooth.

  [Alex and Vivian stare at her.] 

  Delilah : I was very popular in high school.

• Mother Buchanan : Oh my stars! Delilah, is that you?

  Delilah : Of course it's me...

  Mother Buchanan : Well, I scarcely recognized you under all that make-up!

• Delilah : She implied that I wear too much make-up.

  Vivian : Well actually, Delilah, three layers of base is probably sufficient.

• Delilah : I just wish I understood why Jesse was rushing into this marriage. There's no reason for it.

  Vivian : People, please. There is only one explanation.

  Alex : What's that?

  [Vivian pantomimes being pregnant] 

  Delilah : His fiancee is a mime?