The Day Today (1994)
Steve Coogan: Alan Partridge, Alvin Holler, Bobby Sky, Hennety - The Bureau, Alternative Medicine Doctor, Conor Hammil, Dental Patient, Dr Bill McVitie, Hennity - The Bureau, John, Keith Mandemant, Mark Wront, Rome Reporter, Rory O'Connor, Scrutineer Presenter, Slow Motion Eyewitness, Spartacus Mills, Travis Daveley
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Quotes
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Swimcentre Nightwatchman : Let me put it to you like this, right? I've been working here 5 years. Last year... nobody died. The year before that... nobody died. The year before that... nobody died. The year before that... nobody died. This year... someone died.
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Bobby Sky : A young deacon was being inordinated, then during the inordination ceremony we would hum during his sermon, so we would be going "mmmmmmmmmmmm" and he would be trying to speak, not knowing who was humming.
Beverley Smax : How many of you were humming?
Bobby Sky : About 200 of us. 200 vicars all going "mmmmmmmmmmmm".
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Alan Partridge : Richmond Arithmetic versus Nottingham Marjorie - match postponed due to bent pitch.
