- [first lines]
- [Stanley runs and bumps into a troll from behind]
- Troll: Hey! Watch yourself!
- [Stanley accidentally grows a flower]
- Troll: Say, what was that?
- [the troll laughs as Stanley drops his bag behind him and the flower jumps in]
- Troll: Oh, for a minute, I thought I saw one of them, um, um, uh, flower things.
- [the troll laughs]
- Troll: That's a relief. I'd sure hate to have to tell the queen. Oh, well, have a rotten day!
- [as the troll walks off, Stanley picks up his bag and waves]
- Troll: [singing] I'm a bad troll, a very bad troll.
- [Stanley's thumb lights up and he quickly hides it behind his back]
- [last lines]
- Llort: Gnorga, Queen of Posies!
- [Llort begins laughing, but the dog bites him offscreen, and he screams until fade out...]
- [Stanley is too scared to go confront Gnorga]
- Stanley: Yeah but what can I do?
- Gus: [while grabbing his boat from Stanley] What about all of your powers, "Mr. Yougottabelievegreenthumb?"
- Stanley: Oh, no, no, my presidentigiation, is no match for Gnorga's mag...
- Gus: [interrupting] Oh sure! You're just saying that, because your scared to fight her!
- [All of the flowers gasp in shock]
- Stanley: I can't, oh Gnorga, you know Gnorga, she'll destroy me, she'll marbleize me!
- Gus: Well I'm not scared!
- [the flowers abandon Stanley to go with Gus]
- Stanley: [sheepishly] I'd help you if I could but I can't, she'll turn me to stone, and I don't want to be "rockinized."
- [Stanley pauses for a few seconds before lunging forward]
- Stanley: Gus! Don't you understand? In the troll world, darkness always triumphs over light?
- Gus: Know what Stanley? You'll never have a dream come true, and you know why? Because your too scared to fight for what you believe in.
- [Gus pauses for a second, then throws his boat down at Stanley]
- Gus: You're a COWARD!
- [Gus and the flowers leave while Stanley looks at the boat as it falls in the water]
- Queen Gnorga: Why did I listen to you and send him here? I should've sent him to Goblinville. They know how to deal with a smiling, happy troll!