Super Mario Bros. (1993) Poster

Richard Edson: Spike Koopa

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  • King Koopa : I am very disappointed in you, cousins.

    Spike : Fascist!

    Iggy : Oppressor of the proletariat!

    King Koopa : Guy in charge!

  • Spike : [has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence]  Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is?

    Iggy : What are you talking about?

    Spike : 191!

  • Spike : [sniffing a hot dog] 

    [to Iggy] 

    Spike : They say it's "dog".

  • Lena : Hello, morons.

    Iggy , Spike : Hello!

  • Spike : We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?

    Iggy : *You've* gotten it wrong five times.

    Spike : Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that?

    Iggy : I dunno. Let me think.

    [pause] 

    Iggy : I dunno. But it's not good.

    Spike : If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.

    Iggy : He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.

  • King Koopa : Now... where's the rock?

    [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa] 

    Iggy , Spike : Rock, sir?

    King Koopa : The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!

    Spike : That rock!

    Iggy : I told you not to forget it!

    King Koopa : And I told you to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?

    Iggy , Spike : The plumbers took it.

    King Koopa : [whispers]  Plumbers?

    [to Lena] 

    King Koopa : Plumber alert!

  • [after the ending credits] 

    Japanese Salesman 1 : Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal.

    Japanese Salesman 2 : A video game based on your many adventures.

    Japanese Salesman 1 : What would you call it?

    [We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike] 

    Iggy : "Iggy's World".

    Spike : [shakes head]  "The Indomitable Spike".

    Iggy : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!

    Spike : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!

  • Luigi : By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock.

    Iggy : Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?

    Luigi : No no, she was just really round.

    Spike : Ah-ha!

    [snapping fingers] 

    Spike : Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar!

  • Mario : If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch.

    Luigi : Now, where's Daisy?

    Spike : No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?

    Luigi : Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?

    Iggy : Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?

    Luigi : Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head!

    Spike : WHERE IS THE ROCK?

    Mario : SHUT UP!

  • [Entering the Boom Boom Bar] 

    Luigi : Isn't this a little bit feminine?

    Iggy : Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.

    Mario : But you wear this stuff?

    Spike : Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.

    Mario : Who do you date, a canary?

  • Iggy : [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy]  Where are you going?

    Spike : I'm gonna get the girl.

    Iggy : That's not the girl.

    Spike : Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.

    Iggy : Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her.

    Spike : *I'm* gonna go get her.

    Iggy : Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her.

    Spike : Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her.

    Iggy : No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her.

    Spike : That's what I said.

    Iggy : Exactly.

  • Iggy : Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir!

    Spike : Ha, ha, ha! He's a liar, sir. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head!

    King Koopa : I agree.

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