Fatal Instinct (1993)

Tony Randall: Judge Skanky

Quotes 

• Judge Skanky : How does the jury find the defendant on the count of murder?

  Jury Foreman : Not guilty.

  Judge Skanky : On the count of conspiracy?

  Jury Foreman : Not guilty.

  Judge Skanky : On the Count of Monte Cristo?

  Jury Foreman : Not guilty.

• Ned Ravine : [in court]  Miss Lincolnberry, can you tell us what this is?

  Laura Lincolnberry : Yes, that is one of the many death threats that Max Shady faxed to you the day that he was released from prison.

  Ned Ravine : A fax... in which he threatened to purée... certain parts of my anatomy... in a blender.

  Lana's Prosecutor : I object! There's no need to deal with the facts in this case.

  Judge Skanky : I'll allow it.

• Judge Skanky : [leaving a playground]  I love recess.

• [questioning his own wife on the witness stand] 

  Ned Ravine : Now, Mrs. Ravine... may I call you Lana?

  Lana Ravine : Oh, please, call me Angel Tits.

  Lana's Prosecutor : I object!

  Judge Skanky : Sustained. Counselor, you will address Angel Tits as Mrs. Ravine.