Fatal Instinct (1993) Poster

(1993)

Armand Assante: Ned Ravine

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Quotes 

  • Lola Cain : You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.

    Ned Ravine : I don't look as dumb as I am.

  • Lola Cain : So, I hear you go both ways.

    Ned Ravine : [surprised]  Only once. It was a fraternity prank. I never saw him again.

    Lola Cain : No, I mean you're a cop and a lawyer.

    Ned Ravine : Lot of scum out there on the streets. They all deserve a fair and costly trial.

  • Ned Ravine : What can I do for you?

    Lola Cain : I've run across some papers. And I thought you might be able to tell me what they are. You see, I'm not very experienced when it comes to papers.

    Ned Ravine : Well I'll help you, Miss Cain, if I'm Abel.

  • Ned Ravine : [in court]  Miss Lincolnberry, can you tell us what this is?

    Laura Lincolnberry : Yes, that is one of the many death threats that Max Shady faxed to you the day that he was released from prison.

    Ned Ravine : A fax... in which he threatened to purée... certain parts of my anatomy... in a blender.

    Lana's Prosecutor : I object! There's no need to deal with the facts in this case.

    Judge Skanky : I'll allow it.

  • [to his wife, who has just met Lola Cain] 

    Ned Ravine : I have never seen this woman in my life. I never followed her home. I never had sex with her in her refrigerator. This is a sick fantasy, and I deny everything.

    Ned Ravine : [to Lola]  And WHEN will women like YOU learn you CAN'T tear apart a perfectly good marriage with your vicious lies?

  • Laura Lincolnberry : [thinking]  I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me with that goofy smile.

    Ned Ravine : [thinking]  Boy, does she look stupid in that hat.

    Laura Lincolnberry : [thinking]  If I told him how I really feel, he'd probably fire me. Oh, what am I saying? He probably doesn't even know I exist.

    Ned Ravine : [thinking]  Laura's incredible. And so smart. I wonder if she's smart enough to know that that was Lola's lipstick on my collar? And that we spent the night bumping ugly and knocking boots?

    Laura Lincolnberry : [thinking]  Maybe I should dress more like Lola Cain. Then he'd notice me. Hm. If I came in wearing no panties, no bra and a wet T-shirt, then...

    Ned Ravine : [interrupting her thinking]  Maybe she hasn't found the right... Oh, I'm sorry.

    Laura Lincolnberry : [thinking]  I was just rambling.

    Ned Ravine : [thinking]  Go ahead.

    Laura Lincolnberry : [thinking]  No, no, really. You first.

    Ned Ravine : [thinking]  No, I insist, please.

  • Ned Ravine : Put the can back in American! The Jew back in jurisprudence! The con back in constitution! And the dumb back in freedom!

  • [questioning his own wife on the witness stand] 

    Ned Ravine : Now, Mrs. Ravine... may I call you Lana?

    Lana Ravine : Oh, please, call me Angel Tits.

    Lana's Prosecutor : I object!

    Judge Skanky : Sustained. Counselor, you will address Angel Tits as Mrs. Ravine.

  • Prison Reporter : Mr. Ravine, how does it feel to have slept with a murderess?

    Ned Ravine : It's better than sleeping with a Ninja Turtle.

  • [Ned reads a business card left on Laura's desk. The card smokes] 

    Ned Ravine : Meet me at Le Hot Club. No air conditioning - and proud of it! 7:30. Lola. 5810 Fountain Avenue, Los Angeles, California 90028. 213-555-5555.

    Ned Ravine : [thinks]  Hmmmm.

  • Ned Ravine : I forgot my keys.

    Lola Cain : That's not why you came back!

    Ned Ravine : [puzzled]  ... Yes it is.

    Lola Cain : No... You came back for *this*!

    [jumps on Ned Ravine, throwing him to the floor and ripping his pants off] 

    Ned Ravine : Oh, this is so different!

  • Ned Ravine : [to Lola Cain]  You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk!

  • Ned Ravine : [turns bathtub tap on and off and notices that background music responds to the same action]  ... I need an aspirin.

  • Laura Lincolnberry : [Laura is having a flashback]  No! No! No!

    [she is splashed by a gallon of water] 

    Ned Ravine : Laura! Snap out of it!

    [he stands holding a tiny dixie cup] 

  • Lola Cain : You're the first man who has lasted that long on that barstool.

    Ned Ravine : I'm flattered.

    Lola Cain : Well, don't. It's broken.

    [the stool collapses] 

  • Ned Ravine : [Standing next to a hot dog vending cart]  Who can say no to a wiener?

    Lola Cain : Not me.

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