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4/10
"We're in (crap) up to our noses and sinkin', baby"
The_Phantom_Projectionist13 December 2015
Ian Jacklin is pretty busy these days peddling pseudoscience to cancer patients, but in 1993, he was approaching the peak of his career as an action hero and releasing the first of two solo vehicles. Disappointingly, he did so through Cine Excel Entertainment – a film studio that made PM Entertainment look like Paramount and Cannon Films like Warner Bros. EXPERT WEAPON has a couple unique touches that will make it appeal to hardcore B-movie fans, but general karate devotees will be hard-pressed to find much to like about this one.

The story: A convicted killer bound for the gas chamber (Jacklin) is recruited by a shadowy government organization to become a specialized assassin.

Essentially, this is a macho take on LA FEMME NIKITA with kickboxing. There is some potential: the training scenes are fairly entertaining, and the meat of the plot is a decently-handled romance that Jacklin's character initiates with a murdered target's wife (Julie Merril). It's mildly fun at times, but the film struggles to keep up a basic level of intrigue. Cine Excel's legendary cheapness is on full display in scenes that have clearly been shot without sound and dubbed in post-production, as well as the frequent fudging of action shots (e.g. explosions obviously filmed at different locations than where they take place in the story). The pace of the picture is not quite as meandering as it could be, but it's exacerbated by the empty bleakness of the film's world – giving the production an uncomfortably emaciated feel. Basically, it's hard to stay glued to the screen with this one.

Jacklin is the star here, but as much as I wish I could say that he was one of the best parts of the film, he isn't. Ian's character is given a couple interesting character quirks, but he's largely bland and leaves no dramatic impression whatsoever. B-movie staple Mel Novak is much more interesting in his role of Jacklin's mentor, especially after making an entrance wherein he's dressed like a priest and beats up Ian for urinating on his bible. And while "The Jackal" may be the professional kickboxer among the cast, Novak definitely has the better fights. I wish this were high praise, but few of the eleven awkwardly-staged, poorly-paced brawls are in any condition to entertain. Though the finale allows for Ian to engage in a rare stickfight against enforcer David Loo, it's nothing special.

The inclusion of low budget stars Sam Jones and Joe Estevez sadly does not elevate the movie at all, leaving the film as nothing more than a weak time-waster. Ian Jacklin never appeared in any great movies, but he's definitely done better than this. Don't bother.
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2/10
A ridiculous action movie wannabe, with one amusing scene.
timmy-188 August 1999
I hated this. Actors sucked, action sucked, directing sucked. The plot borrowed some elements from the movie Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... (1985). That was the only good thing about the plot. Too much was left unexplained. I guess the plot gave actors nothing to act, so they had to create their own characters. The results were terrible, but what can you expect, if one is to be a bad guy, who is to become a literate good guy with killer's instincts, but not towards women?

As this is an action movie, action counts, not plot or acting. Unfortunately action was also bad. Fights were slow, awkward and they lacked fluidity as seen in Hong Kong action movies. Gun-fights were ruined because bullets weren't able to break anything.

Directing was non-existent and cameramen didn't know where the action was going. By the end of the movie, I was hoping that all the characters were killed, but no surprises there. If you want to see just one scene of this movie, then see How to become a Karate Master in one Lesson.
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3/10
Expert Dumb-Dumb
tarbosh220003 August 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Expert Weapon, or "Ew" for short, concerns Adam Collins (Jacklin), a small-time criminal with a big attitude problem who kills a police officer and is sent to the gas chamber to die for his crime. Before he kicks the bucket, he is recruited by Janson (Jones) to be a covert assassin. According to Janson, he has "killer instincts that run deep". Collins must train to be an assassin from the ground up. He learns all the tricks of the trade, including how to read and write (Collins is illiterate). He also learns martial arts, and, most importantly he goes to drama school. The "drama school" segment of the film takes up a huge chunk of the running time. After Janson sends Collins on some missions with some chintzy effects, he falls in love with the drama teacher Lynn (Judy Landers). He is eventually marked for death by his own covert team. Will he escape with his life, love and newfound acting skills intact? Expert Weapon has cheap production values and sound effects. Jacklin looks like a cross between Stephen Dorff and Casper Van Dien, and in the acting department, he makes Matt McColm look like Laurence Olivier. In a career of direct-to-video releases, fan-favorite Sam Jones is slumming with this one. Joe Estevez stops by as a weapons expert, and puts in a bugged-out performance. He has a high energy level here, and the movie sags without him. When your movie NEEDS MORE JOE ESTEVEZ, you have a problem.

On one of Collins' missions with his crew, before there is an explosion, Collins warns "Let's not make this another World Trade Center, alright?" That was topical then, and very prophetic. Jones calls this explosion a "Chinese fire drill".

During the huge "improv" section of the movie, Collins must work with a crew of aspiring actors. There's Burton, Robinson and Kane. Burton looks like a Black Erik Estrada. Art imitates life when Collins says to his teacher: "I'm no actor", "I don't read no lines!" and the Maury Povich classic "You don't know me!" Collins/Jacklin literally has to learn to act right before our eyes. When an improv session with the mustachioed Robinson goes sour and Collins leaves the class in a huff, Collins is then tortured by being strapped to a gurney and having a rat placed on him. Collins says, in a very funny and wooden manner "aaaah, get this rat off me, aaaah". Next time don't call your dad a "rummy".

We want to see action, not acting class. The movie, like the chase scenes, goes around in circles.

Disjointed and bargain-basement, you basically wait for Expert Weapon to end. This "Weapon" is a dud. Be an Expert and avoid this one today.

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