Ernest Rides Again (1993)

Ron James: Abner

Quotes 

• Abner : Ernest, are you dead?

  Ernest : I guess I would be if I weren't just *that* close to being an actual cartoon.

• Abner : I'm a professor with two Ph.D.'s, so why is it I'm running around with a refugee from Sesame Street?

• Abner : Look, consider the ramifications!

  Ernest : We don't have any ramifications, all we've got is this cannon!

• Abner : I left my detector!

  Ernest : So did I!

  Abner : But it was a Ten Co.

  Ernest : Mine was an Eleven-Co.

• Abner : You need a CAT scan, Ernest!

• Ernest : Boy this is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria.

  Abner : Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute, they were killed in Bolivia.

  Ernest : Well maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.