Ernest Rides Again (1993)

Jim Varney: Ernest

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Quotes 

• Abner : Ernest, are you dead?

  Ernest : I guess I would be if I weren't just *that* close to being an actual cartoon.

• Abner : Look, consider the ramifications!

  Ernest : We don't have any ramifications, all we've got is this cannon!

• Ernest : Know what I mean?

• Abner : I left my detector!

  Ernest : So did I!

  Abner : But it was a Ten Co.

  Ernest : Mine was an Eleven-Co.

• Ernest : I had a preconceived notion once. But it turned out to be something I'd already thought of.

• Ernest : I had a finding device once. I lost it.

• Ernest : Isn't that one of those lizards that when its tail falls off, it can grow another lizard?

• Ernest : Why the long face? I thought you were a "hysterical" professor.

• Ernest : Could it be? Is it possible?

  [Unearths a bicycle seat] 

  Ernest : It is! It's Cleopatra's crystal skull!

• Ernest : [after approaching a sign reading "Apple Maggot Contamination - Do not pass go, do not collect $200]  Stopped by apple maggots again!

• Ernest : [as Dr. Glencliff's Cadillac is approaching Ernest, Abner, and the cannon from the distance]  Uh oh, it's that crazy doctor in the Batmobile!

• Ernest : im just a few steps away from being a cartoon charector.

• Ernest : Boy this is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria.

  Abner : Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute, they were killed in Bolivia.

  Ernest : Well maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.

• Ernest : doctor melon help me out im stuck there may be bugs in here or a vampire or a dentist.

• [after the villains try to buzz-saw through his head to get the crown off, to no avail] 

  Ernest : I'm lucky it hit the hard end!